A ventriloquist is passing through an Indian village. He sees an Indian man tending to his farm. The ventriloquist decides to have some fun with him. He says to the Indian, "How does your dog over there like it on the farm?"
The Indian replies, "Dog not talk."
The ventriloquist throws his voice and the dog says, "He doesn't give me enough water."
The Indian is amazed.
Next, the ventriloquist asks, "What about those chickens? Are you treating them any better?"
The Indian replies, "Chickens not talk." The chickens then speak up, "He doesn't feed us enough."
Again, the Indian is shocked.

The ventriloquist then looks over to the pen where the sheep are kept. As he starts to ask about the sheep, the Indian shouts, "Sheep lie!!!!!"