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"You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
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"Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself
floating home."
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"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
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"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't
we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? Cause of the leaks to the V.C. he could
end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P."
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"But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on
top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla
if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only
if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing."
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"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"
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"Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?"
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"
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"The maple syrup always goes on the table before the pancakes."
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"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost
track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun
in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask
yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
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"I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this
evening's over."
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