Customer: Hi! How much is your paint?
Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different prices, up to $200 a gallon.
Customer: What's the difference in the paint?
Clerk: It's all the same paint.
Customer: Then I'd like some of the $12 paint. And I want to paint tomorrow.
Clerk: Sir, the paint for tomorrow is $200.
Customer: How do I get the $12 paint?
Clerk: You must buy the paint now, but agree not to paint for three weeks. And you must paint over a Saturday night.
Customer: You've got to be kidding!
Clerk: Oh, the price per gallon just went to $16.
Customer: The price went up as we were talking?
Clerk: Yes, sir. We change the prices and rules hundreds of time a day. So I suggest you purchase your paint as soon as possible. How many gallons do you want?
Customer: Five gallons. Make that six, so I'll have enough.
Clerk: Well,sir, if you buy paint and don't use it, there are penalties and possible confiscation of paint you already have.
Customer: Forget it! I'll buy what I need somewhere else.
Clerk: I don't think so, sir. You can buy paint for your bathroom and bedrooms from someone else, but you can only buy paint for your connecting hall from us. That'll be $300 a gallon.
Customer: You're insane!
Clerk: Thanks for painting with us, sir.
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