Dear God...

Why God likes the little children...

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?

Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for
was a puppy.

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about you that people are not supposed
to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be
Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with
so much hair all over.

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the
world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound
right. They are just kidding, aren't they?

Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we
learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just
want you to know that I am not just saying this because you
are God already.

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they had their own rooms. It works with me and my brother.


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