My Rememberer Is Broke

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke.
To you that may be funny
But, to me, that is no joke.

For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there,"
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say, "What am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero is my score.

At time I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat.
Then when the person walks away,
I ask myself, "Who was that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better,
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke!

[ Home ] [Joke O' The Day ] [ Patriotic Corner ] [ Poetic Pieces ] [ Politics ] [ Miscellaneous ] [ Archives ]