Fairy tale on the hare fat

With driver Ivan the sir went to a long journey. They went silently, it became boring to the sir. The sir also has decided to have a talk. And at this time the hare has jumped out. The sir also has led conversation on hares.

- Here hares are found in wood at me, only not such as that has jumped, small, and big. I from abroad have brought them on расплод. I have gathered time for hunting, took with itself the person ten загонщиков. They on me have overtaken for hares, and I them only-bats yes бац. I have filled them этак ten three. And one has killed, yes such enormous, size from a ram! Well, as has skinned it, and on it there is more than fat half-pood. Here what hares at me.

The driver listened-listened, and then and speaks:

- But y, bay, it is fast and that bridge, that under брехунами fails.

Услыхал it is the sir and speaks:

- Hear, Ivan, what hares happen. However, fat half-pood on it also was not, and so pounds about ten for certain.

- It is known, the hare as a hare, - speaks Ivan.

Well, go further, and the sir again to Ivan:

- Well, what, Ivan, and whether it will be fast that bridge about which you spoke?

- Yes, soon, the sir, - answers Ivan.

- And so, you know, Ivan, - continues the sir, - perhaps, that on that hare and ten pounds of fat were not, so pound three-four, it is no more.

- Yes I that, - am spoken by Ivan, - let will be and so.

Have passed it is a little more; the sir fidgeted-fidgeted on a place and again:

- Whether and it is fast, Ivan, that bridge?

- Yes it is fast, the sir, just about, only in ложок we will go down.

- Хм, - the sir speaks, - and know, Ivan, on that hare and at all fat was not, itself know, what there on a hare fat.

- Yes it is known, - Ivan, - a hare as a hare speaks.

Have gone down in ложок, and the sir and asks:

- And where, Ivan, the bridge about which you spoke?

- Yes he, the sir,-answers Ivan,-has thawn, as well as that hare fat about which you affected.