The valley was green
In a place called Rhondda
Many years ago.
You were able to walk
Without any fears
From your house to school
A mile or so,
"Mind how you go"
Would echo in your ears.
In the summer months,
When it wasn’t raining
In a place called Rhondda
Many years ago,
You could play from dawn to dusk
Without much fuss.
Play "Kick the tin and run"
"Hook and wheel"
"Catty and Doggy"
So much fun.
You could ride your bike
When it wasn’t raining,
In a place called Rhondda
Many years ago.
All the way to Barry,
Even Porthcawl
You’d give it your all.
No fear of cars
Mainly buses travelling along the way
As you rode out of the Rhondda,
But only for a day.
The major event in the summer
In a place called Rhondda
Many years ago,
Was the annual bus trip to the beach.
With your street,
Or your best pal’s street.
Your Church,
Or with the Club too.
Three trips to the beach,
In one year, wow!
If it was within your reach.
Barry or Porthcawl
It didn’t matter to you or to Mam.
Just to get to the sea
Or to Treco Bay,
And for Mam to forget
That washing day.
The day and night
Before the special day,
You’d pray for fine weather
In a place called Rhondda
Many years ago.
The buses would actually
Come up your street
On that special day
It would seem just for you,
And there would always be the rush
To be first on the bus.
"Get the front seats upstairs"
Would be the cry,
Although it’s the platform you’d pick
If you were going to be sick
Your Dad would hold your hand
To stop you falling off the bus
And you’d feel grand.
Gran would be worried
And Mam would say
"Don’t fuss
Be glad your’e on the bus
Leaving the Rhondda"
"If only for a day".
The songs, such singing
You would sing all the way
On that exciting day
"One man went to mow"
"Ten green bottles"
"Old McDonald had a Farm"
The voices would be ringing.
And then you’d shout
To the many cows in the fields that you pass
"Stand up, stand up"
Up they must stand
So the sun would shine all day on the sand,
As you leave the Rhondda,
But only for a day
"I can see the sea"
The kids would cry
Then off the bus
"Now don’t get lost" the new battle cry
From harassed mother’s and Grannies
As they struggle with bags and babies
And scores of madly dashing kids go by.
Dad’s would hurry on to claim
Their part of the beach
For the day.
"Wer’e down from the Rhondda
But only for a day"
The kids,
They want to see the sea,
And then they want to pee.
But they can hold
The sea is too bloomin’ cold.
Undressing with towels around you
Dodging the hands
That try to pull the towels away
"Wer’e down from the Rhondda,
But only for a day".
The first one in
He looks so bold,
But truth is he couldn’t hold
As he prances in and looks so prissy,
Shouting,
"Come on you cowards
Last one in is a sissy".
So in you go,
"Bloody hell".
You make great haste,
Although your limit is up to your waist.
For then you can smile and wave
As warm release pleases
And you look so brave.
You wait as long as prudence allows, true
Then you come out shivering and blue
"That was great" you say
"It’s so nice to be from the Rhondda,
If only for a day".
The family is formed in a circle
Like wagons formed against the Indians in a fight,
You rush up splashing everyone in sight,
Especially the girls.
Then it’s time to eat
Soggy, warm sandwiches of cucumber
And tomatoes so grand,
Boiled eggs and salmon spread
All flavored with sand.
Warm drinks to keep the thirst at bay
"Dandelion and Burdock"
"Tizer" and Orangade,
Down from the Rhondda
But only for a day.
What a wonderful day
The family’s had.
Fun and sun all day
Nobody bad,
Except Tommy
Who would kick the sand
And try to watch the girls undress.
Then he would catch it from Auntie Bess
Who would scold, and then
Warn against sunburn.
But who would care?.
We would run to the ocean
Not caring about the Calamine lotion
To be spread against
Burning skin, flaking away,
Bravely saying,
"Wer’e from the Rhondda,
Down for the day".
The men from the Club
Would spend all day in the pub
And then at "Stop Tap"
Go to the local Club
To fill in the gap,
Till they would have to
Show their faces
At the family’s places
On the beach.
Their faces shining red
But not from the sun.
"The beer
Is not as good as in our club",
They would say
"Wer’e from the Rhondda.
Wer’e down for the day".
The day winds down.
You have half-a-crown
To spend on the fair,
Or a "Knickerbocker Glory".
"Let’s go" you shout
"Can we go on the Water Chute?"
So off you go
To ride the "Dodgems", and Swings
And the "Scenic Railway", if you dare.
The Hoops and Rings
Oh! The bright lights
Such glare.
"There are no lights like this
In the Rhondda", you say,
And you are only here for a day.
"The Haunted House".
You must go with a girl
You met on the beach.
She’s from Gilfach
Down with her Mam.
She stops your hand
As you start to reach,
But a kiss or two she doesn’t mind.
You have to grope you say
As your’e so blind
"Oop’s, what’s that?
Crumb’s it’s a blinkin’ Bat".
She jumps up close
You like that and
Suddenly it ends,
It’s over too soon.
Let’s go again you say
"I’m down from the Rhondda,
But only for a day".
Mam and Dad rush up.
"What’s the fuss"?
"Because of you
We’ve missed the Bus".
So many tales
Some glad,
Some sad.
Some with weather sunny,
Most with rain, not funny.
It didn’t matter though,
As songs were sung again on the way
A little less spirited after a long day.
Babies sleep all the way home,
And the children, some grownups too.
As the bus pulls up they all say
"It was great being away from the Rhondda.
It was a lovely day".