Meet The Hikers

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brian

Brian sorely disappointed us by not turning into Kemo Boy this time. Obviously the his new life on the east coast has afforded him a few more dinners out. At the time of this trip, he was still living in Jersey City, NJ, still working for the same company, still doing whatever it is he does.

If I jumped into this water, I would die in 40 seconds! Deep thoughts! Could they be a little more opposite? 2 + 2 is how much??!?! 4, really, that's not what I get.... Here I come to save the DAY! Nobody come near me, I'll jump, I swear I'll jump That's one small step for man.......... So let me get this right, Randy missed THIS trail marker??!??! I'm gonna hike this?? The Grand Canyon is so cool! I thought the Grand Canyon was supposed to be hot??!? The enforcer! Let's climb down a 15 ft drop off! Bed head I'll hide behind this bush......... I am Spiderman! Plateau Point my ass, I'm sitting right here! Happy to be alive! If I swing out my right arm, he'll go flying down the canyon! See ya! I've got the whole Grand Canyon, in my hands.......... Oh yeah.............. I think I'll kick back here. I'm feeling a little blue tonight......... Are we there yet.... oh wait, we haven't left yet......nevermind! Great waterfall Randy...... It dark, and I'm wearing my sun glasses. I like these dainty bags, my things fit so nicely in them Sliding .....into ..... beef .....coma............ Can we please go down somemore? The first 4 miles wasn't enough for me! Chu - wanna - wanga! What's this frickin' snow??!?!