THE LIST
(of books I've read), by amy
The next question you ask is... "Why?"
My answer is... Um... er... why... not?
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Naylor, Phyllis Reynolds
Nelson, Theresa --Okay (long story time). So there I was, a first semester library school student and dreamy booklover/wannabe author, and
it turned out our kiddie lit class was required to attend this thing called the Fall Festival of Books, where three REAL LIVE
AUTHORS would be speaking: LOIS LOWRY, which caused me to nearly faint with excitement;
Virginia Hamilton, whom I'd never read
anything by but I knew the name as being Somebody Important; and Theresa Nelson, whom I flat-out had never heard of. Well, I
had to read books by all these people before the Festival, and it turns out I quite liked Empress of Elsewhere, but I
still was thinking far more about Lois Lowry than Theresa Nelson. Then I was sitting in the auditorium and the speakers and
the librarians who were serving as (as I would later learn, having become one myself) the "author mothers" were coming down
the aisle, and a woman I recognized from the picture in the back cover of Empress of Elsewhere, glancing around haphazardly
at the audience, looked RIGHT AT ME and broke into a HUGE SMILE. I think she might have even winked. "Theresa Nelson just smiled
at me!" I told my friends. They were reasonably happy for me. Anyway, the speaking began, and Lowry and Hamilton were both professional
and impressive and brilliant and all, like pillars of majesty. Theresa Nelson, on the other hand, spoke like a very funny friend
of yours-- she used phrases like "kindred spirits" and talked of being inspired by her crazy dreams-- she was a BOOK LOVER,
and wasn't ashamed to gush it. Kindred Spirits was right. So then I went to wait in line for autographs. Lowry and Hamilton
were, once more, formal and professional. Theresa Nelson's line was moving VERY SLOWLY. This is because she was chatting very
personably with every person in it. When she got to me, she squinted at me and said, "Do I know you?" "I don't think so," I said,
"but you smiled at me before the presentation." "Of course! Now I remember!" she said. "I was probably gaping because I was so
nervous to see all these real authors in person," I said. "So was I," she said, "That's probably why I noticed you." "I'm trying
to be an author myself," I said, "but I've been writing the same three books since high school. I can't think of how to END them,
usually." "I have the same problem!" she said, laughing. "A friend of mine lent me a great book that changed my life, though:
Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott. I highly recommend it to any writer--especially ones who have problems like ours!" I DID find Bird By Bird, and love it, and recommend
it to my two best writer friends as well, but of course it's not on this list because it's not fiction. Well, anyway, so before
my first Fall Festival all I could talk about was Lois Lowry, afterward all I could talk about was Theresa Nelson. She was my
own special friend for one afternoon... and probably, in some alternate plane of the universe, we've always been friends. At
least I like to think things like that.
- The Beggars' ride,
- Earthshine: a novel --this book is interesting because if you just told somebody the plot synopsis ("A girl deals with the
fact that her father is dying of AIDS") you would think "OH SICKENING CONTEMPORARY ISSUES PROBLEM NOVEL!" and never touch it,
unless you had just met the author and discovered she was a kindred spirit... then you'd actually bother to read it, and discover
that it was, in fact, quite touching, and hopeful, and beautiful, enough to make you forget that it could ever possibly be
considered just a stupid Issues novel. Even if you HADN'T just met the author and discovered she was a kindred spirit.
- The Empress of elsewhere: a novel
Nesbit, E: --I rather like these books; there's something so old-fashioned and yet so timeless about them.
Also, "E. Nesbit" is a cool name. It's fun to say.
- The Book of dragons
- Five children and it
Neville, Emily Cheney
Nixon, Joan Lowery --Apparently I had recently forced a Lois Lowry book on my mother when she saw a Joan
Lowery Nixon book in my pile and said, "Oh, did she get married between books?" Yeah. Anyway. She offered me a good collection
of mysteries and suspense and even oddly enough historical fiction that I really enjoyed at the time but now don't remember
very well.
- Adventures of the Red Tape Gang
- A Candidate for murder,
- Caught in the act
- The Dark and deadly pool
- A deadly promise
- A family apart,
- High trail to danger
- In the face of danger
- The Island of dangerous dreams,
- Murdered, my sweet
- A place to belong
- The Seance,
- Secret, silent screams
- The stalker
- The weekend was murder!
- The other side of dark --Okay, I don't remember them well except for THIS one. There's just something about waking up from a coma and finding you'd grown up
that's just unforgettable. Especially if it then becomes a murder mystery.
- Whispers from the dead
Norton, Mary
- the Borrowers
- the Borrowers afloat
- and maybe some more of the Borrowers, too-- I can't remember now
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Oates, Joyce Carol
- Big Mouth & Ugly Girl --So (I have a feeling this is going to turn into a long story too), this one time I was processing
a bunch of YA books for the Museum collection and was becoming incredibly depressed because they were almost all DEPRESSING TEEN
PROBLEM NOVELS or shallow teen-in-Hollywood problem novels, but for some reason I started reading the first page of this one-- and
there was Ian Schafer! Of course he wasn't called Ian Schafer, but the male main character of this book reminded me ENOUGH of
Ian that I would HAVE to read the whole thing, wouldn't I? Anyway, he turned out to be not QUITE exactly like Ian, but extremely
likable nonetheless, same with the girl-- and I just plain liked the characters in this book SO MUCH that I completely forgave it for being
YA realistic fiction. It didn't have the air of a DEPRESSING TEEN PROBLEM NOVEL at all-- though it was very sad at parts, it
was actually also very sweet. It brought me a surprised moment of joy.
O'Dell, Scott --I went through a rather lengthy historical fiction phase in my youth, and these books were all very good.
- The Black pearl
- Island of the Blue Dolphins
- Sarah Bishop
Okimoto, Jean Davies
Oppel, Kenneth -very cool alternate history SF...
Orwell, George
- Nineteen eighty-four --As one of my responses to reading this book in high school, I wrote a "letter" to George Orwell to
reassure him that 1984 hadn't turned out all that bad in real life. But maybe he was just about thirty years too early? There's
a sobering thought.
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Paolini, Christopher-- entertaining, but too long and rambling. Haven't felt like picking up the sequel yet.
Papademetriou, Lisa
- The wizard, the witch & two girls from Jersey
Park, Barbara
- Junie B., first grader (at last!) --I'm absolutely certain I've read this one, because my little cousin-in-law
had brought it to a family gathering and I confiscated it and read it during the course of the festivities. I'm sure there's more I can't remember. I read
another one that was about Junie B. going on a field trip to a farm when I was subbing for a class of first graders, but I
forget what it was called and couldn't figure it out from the NoveList titles. And I read
- Junie B. Jones has a Monster Under Her Bed-- in the Attic collection of the Children's Museum, and
- Junie B., first grader: aloha-ha-ha! -- during a really slow shift working at the library just recently
- Maxie, Rosie, and Earl--partners in grime
- My mother got married (and other disasters)
Paterson, Katherine
- Bridge to Terabithia,
- Jacob have I loved,
- Lyddie,
- The same stuff as stars
Paulsen, Gary
- Hatchet: a novel-- I refused to read this book for YEARS on the basis that a book about a kid stranded in the wilderness
with no other people to talk to was bound to be horribly, incredibly boring. As luck would have it, I had a several-day subbing
job where the class was reading this book. I took it home, read the whole thing myself, and was QUITE ready to join in the
class discussion the next day. No, indeed, it wasn't boring at all. But I did start and completely fail to continue with another
Gary Paulsen book because it was boring. That one obviously isn't on the "read" list here.
- The time hackers
Pearson, Mary E.
- The Adoration of Jenna Fox --girly science fiction is cool.
Peck, Richard --nowadays all anybody knows Richard Peck for are his Newbery-winning historical vingettes; but I
on the other hand have just one thing to say: BLOSSOM CULP ROCKS MY UNIVERSE. If I had to pick just one character from all of
fiction that I truly longed to have as a best friend (Anne Shirley would be awesome, of course, but I always thought I was
her), it was Blossom. In fact I think she seriously WAS my imaginary best friend for awhile, which just shows you how pathetic
my life was in middle school. I am sad that there are only four books in the world about her. I should petition Richard Peck
to stop writing silly award-winning historical vingettes and write some more about Blossom. But I think he said he was done with
those. Dang.
- Are you in the house alone?
- Blossom Culp and the sleep of death
- The dreadful future of Blossom Culp
- The Ghost belonged to me: a novel
- Ghosts I have been: a novel --this is, in fact, THE MANDATORY Blossom Culp novel. It's just one of the mandatory novels
of the universe, period. I just realized that I do not own my own copy of this book. This makes me sad. I'll have to fix that.
- A long way from Chicago: a novel in stories
- Strays like us,
- Secrets of the shopping mall
- Through a brief darkness
- A year down yonder
Pevsner, Stella
Pierce, Tamora --all the books here are from the Circle of Magic quartet and their spinoffs ("The Circle Opens").
When I first saw these in the bookstore I thought they must be stupid Harry Potter ripoffs, but they're totally not. They're
really wonderful books in very many ways. I also find that I tend to dream I'm in these books on a surprisingly regular basis.
Some day I'm going to have to figure out which books start her other series' and read those too.
- Briar's book
- Cold fire
- Daja's book
- Magic steps
- Sandry's book
- Shatterglass
- Street magic
- Tris's book
- The will of the empress
Pike, Christopher --Ah, Christopher Pike. EVERYBODY read RL Stine's Fear Street, but those of us who
were TRULY SERIOUS about our Teen Paperback Horror reading knew Christopher Pike. I know I've probably read a whole lot more
than are listed here, but these were the titles that I for sure remembered.
- Bury me deep
- Fall into darkness
- Last act
- Remember me
- Weekend
- Whisper of death
- Witch -- this one was my favorite of his. It was almost happy sometimes.
Pilkey, Dav --I know this may seem hard to believe, but:
I AM MADLY, COMPLETELY, UNCONDITIONALLY IN LOVE WITH DAV PILKEY.
It all started when I read his website. (also see
very cute picture, although this was taken a million years ago, about). Then I went and read a whole bunch of other
interviews; and of course I've read his books... his picture books aren't listed here, especially not the ones that he only
illustrated, not wrote, but they are all SO VERY SWEET. And silly of course, also. But that's fairly obvious. Anyway, this is
actually probably the most sensible of all my celebrity crushes, when you consider that probably the reason I like him so much
is... he reminds me of my husband.
- The adventures of Captain Underpants : an epic novel,
- The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby,
- Captain Underpants and the attack of the talking toilets: another epic novel
- Captain Underpants and the invasion of the incredibly naughty cafeteria ladies from outer space: (and the subsequent assault of the equally evil lunchroom zombie nerds)
- Captain Underpants and the perilous plot of Professor Poopypants: the fourth epic novel
- Captain Underpants and the wrath of the wicked Wedgie Woman,
Pinkwater, Daniel Manus --I like Daniel Pinkwater. His books are really, um, ODD. The books seem oddly dated
sometimes and they're completely bizarre, but that just adds to the overall, um, ODDNESS, which is just cool. But probably my
favorite book by him is not listed here, because it is a picture book. It is called The Big Orange Splot, and you are
now hereby required to find it and read it. It's beautiful, really.
- Alan Mendelsohn, the boy from Mars
- Borgel
- The Hoboken chicken emergency
- Lizard music
- Looking for Bobowicz : a Hoboken chicken story
Potok, Chaim
- Davita's harp --my best friend gave me this book, loving it strongly. I thought it was alright, but a bit too grown-up for
my tastes. Which I guess just proves that she grew up and I didn't. Or something.
Pratchett, Terry --Upon discovering Terry Pratchett, I loved him so much that in the course of a year
I had tracked down just about all of his books owned by any library in Washington and Allegheny counties. This is one of the reasons I currently have six different library
cards. This is also the reason this is such a long list!
- The amazing Maurice and his educated rodents,
- The Bromeliad Trilogy : Truckers, Diggers, and Wings
- Carpe jugulum,
- The color of magic --probably the LEAST impressive of all the Discworld novels; you can skip it if you like
- Equal rites
- Feet of clay,
- The fifth elephant,
- Going postal-- I particularly liked this one, but don't have any interesting reason why.
- Guards! Guards!
- A hat full of sky,
- Hogfather --I didn't get into this one so fast, but it has this wonderful concept that I always think about: the House that
every kid draws... and the idea that somewhere in another dimension there's That House, with the random apple tree and the strip
of green for ground and strip of blue for sky and birds that look like Vs... I don't know, it was just great.
- Interesting times,
- Jingo: a discworld novel
- Johnny and the Bomb
- The last continent,
- The last hero : a discworld fable
- The light fantastic,
- Lords and ladies,
- Making Money
- Maskerade: a novel of Discworld -- the main character of this one so reminded me of my own Hannie Garrick, I had to love her.
- Men at arms: a novel of Discworld
- Monstrous regiment,
- Mort,
- Moving pictures,
- Nation-- Okay, the real reason you're not supposed to read books at work, even if nobody needs you for anything, is that you might find yourself getting so wrapped up in it that you get
to a sniffly part and you completely lose your composure in front of all those patrons (even if they aren't at that moment seeking your help) and THAT'S not very professional, is it? Not a Discworld book, but AMAZING.
- Night watch-- probably one of my very favorites. The Les Miz references probably helped.
- Only You Can Save Mankind
- Pyramids : the book of going forth
- Reaper man,
- Sourcery,
- Small gods,
- Soul music: a novel of Discworld --Rock History, Discworld-style. HOW AWESOME IS THAT.
- Sourcery
- Thief of time
- Thud!
- The truth --another of my favorites, probably because I was on Newspaper Staff in high school
- The Wee Free Men --this was my first book, here. I loved it so much that I immediately started reading it out loud to my
sixteen year old brother, who happened to be visiting that week. It was terribly fun to read aloud because it involves speaking
with a very thick Scottish accent (luckily, it's written out for you).
- Wintersmith --that living cheese is way more funny than it really ought to be
- Witches abroad
- Wyrd sisters --this was the first I read of the ADULT series, Wee Free Men being technically YA. Because I also ended
up loving this, I officially knew I had found something REALLY GOOD.
Price, Olive M.
- Three golden rivers --this is a Pittsburgh historical fiction book that I read for my aforementioned (somewhere) Pittsburgh class.
Pullman, Philip
- The amber spyglass --sigh. It's not that I'm not open to differing opinions, but some of Pullman's base concepts in this book
were so wrong and in fact factually incorrect that I was consumed with the most overwhelming desire to ARGUE with him; which really
made the fact that otherwise this was a good, suspenseful, exciting story that much more frustrating... you know, you can't
just decide you hate the book and ignore it that way. Still, it was kind of a disappointing conclusion to the Dark Materials
trilogy, when you consider how frustrated it made me.
- Count Karlstein
- The golden compass --this on the other hand is an extremely promising START to the trilogy; if it had just stopped here
it would have been SO FRIGGIN' FANTASTIC.
- I Was a Rat!
- The subtle knife
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Quinn, Daniel
- Ishmael --this was required reading for, oddly enough, my General Biology class. I really liked it-- and it does give
you an interesting new way of looking at the place of humans in the world.
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Raskin, Ellen
- The Westing game --somehow I never got around to reading this until I was in college, though I'd been a mystery lover forever;
and this is a CONSUMATE mystery-lover's mystery. I seriously grabbed a piece of paper halfway through to try working out clues.
AND, I have to say, I DID SOLVE the mystery... partially.
Regan, Dian Curtis
Remarque, Erich Maria
- All quiet on the western front
Rendina, Laura Cooper
Richardson, Arleta
Rinaldi, Ann
- The Blue door,
- Keep smiling through
- Mine eyes have seen
Riordan, Rick --It's a given that fantasy-adventures for pre-teen boys ought to be fun (especially new takes on mythology like this), but I was not expecting the Percy Jackson series to be as completely laugh-out-loud FUNNY as it was, too!
- The Lightning Thief
- The Sea of Monsters
Robinson, Barbara
- The best Christmas pageant ever --this is the Best Christmas BOOK ever. It just totally captures the spirit of Christmas
...and is funny, too.
Rodda, Emily
Rodgers, Mary
- A billion for Boris --I just read this relatively recently, and found it completely, marvelously hilarious
- Freaky Friday --which means since I read this one in third grade, I should probably go back and read it again; I bet I'll
get more out of it this time around
Rowling, J. K. --I have just one thing to say: I WAS HERE FIRST! See, that's the benefit of being a
fanatic for middle-grade fantasy: you find yourself getting into the next big thing long before the rest of the world. Heh,
there was a time my email account belonged to "Hermione Granger" and nobody had a clue what I was talking about....
- Fantastic beasts and where to find them / by Newt Schamander,
- Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone -- "There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out
a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." And so Jo became my new best friend.
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets --although it wasn't until this one that I became a fanatic. It was also reading
this one that I first determined that Ron and Hermione were destined for each other. Go me. I'm so insightful with fictional
characters.
- Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban
- Harry Potter and the goblet of fire
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix --I have officially decided that this is my favorite; because although Harry seriously
needs emotional councelling, this also chronicles the formation of the DA, which is just the coolest thing in the world, and
FINALLY gives Neville Longbottom a chance to ROCK. Also, Dolores Umbridge is the most PERFECTLY NASTY villain.
- Harry Potter and the half-blood prince --a very transition-y book. I'm still not sure how it will translate to a movie
- Harry Potter and the deathly hallows --I was generally well satisfied with this book. Except for not knowing what George did with the rest of his life.
- Quidditch through the ages / by Kennilworthy Whisp
Rylant, Cynthia --so, Cynthia Rylant supposedly once dated Dav Pilkey. Go her.
- Missing May
- The Van Gogh Cafe
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