| 2006
Oshkosh AirVenture Diary
by Bob
Collins
Note:
This is a collection of stream-of-consciousness writing that I
put together each day at Oshkosh. Some of it is written for an
RV audience; some is written for a non-RV audience, in this case,
Stirrings
From the Empty Nest, which I also pen. I apologize for the
quality of the pictures but I lost my digital camera at OSH and
had to use a backup old "toy" thing with 3 year old
film in it. Now there might be a thing or two -- I editorialize
a bit here -- on a few things with which you disagree. Don't get
upset. It's just some schlep's opinion and it's not life or death.
If it's one you disagree with, so be it.
Saturday
July 22, 2006
Darwin Barrie
was to launch from Chandler, Arizona early this morning, but by
3 I hadn't heard from him yet. I ran into Glenn Brasch, a heck
of a nice guy, and he had talked to him and found out that Darwin
was doing the run-up in advance of taking off and the engine began
sputtering. He talked to Robbie Attaway at Attaway Air and was
advised to check the fuel lines. As Glenn tells it, Darwin blew
on the end of one and something, he wasn't sure what, came out
the end. He reconnected it and the engine ran fine, but Robbie
suggested changing out the hose anyway. At last check, mid-afternoon,
Darwin was planning to take off this evening and stop somewhere
for an overnight.
I
did walk along the RV parking area but did not see planes from
the more famous among us with the exception of Jeff Point's plane,
the Spruce
Moose. Shown is a picture of one plane that I saw there. How'd
you like to be the guy parking next to this? I can't remember
the gentleman's name, but I think he's from Iowa. And the plane
is for sale. I also ran into Rob
Hickman of Advanced Flight Systems who had just flown in with
his son from Oregon. He showed me the new product -- the AF3400
and 3500. It's in his panel and is a huge engine monitoring system
with instruments. Very impressive.
I saw two
RV10s here, including the TruTrak RV-10. I think last year there
were only two here all week, so I'm curious to see how many will
show up. Everyone, by the way, is talking about the $270,000 price
tag on
the beautiful RV-10 that Paul Irlbeck and his building partner
have built and are now selling (note: the pictures do not do it
justice that are posted. I took several but they were lost with
the digital camera). It spawned a good thread on the RV-List.
I then strolled
up the homebuilt camping area and, again, did not find anyone
who I'd heard of before. I was actually surprised how few airplanes
were flying in today. We've had intermittent showers with those
thunderstorm cells that you can see coming a mile away with shafts
of rainfall, I'd guess, 2 or 3 miles wide. That's not impossible
to fly into but not ideal. My guess is we'll have this kind of
weather all week. Hot days, some convective activity, and cool
nights with heavy dew.
Returning
to Camp RV, I've put the canopy up (see lame cell phone photo),
staked out the BBQ area and roped off a spot for Darwin should
he want to be out here by the highway. It's a good spot, though.
Camp Scholler is starting to fill in although folks are not quite
out this way yet. By tomorrow, I should have some neighbors. Here's
hoping they're RVers.
I just sat
a spell with Bob Kelly who lives in Indiana. He wandered over
to find out where the BBQ is and showed me pictures of his almost-completed
RV-9A. His big story, however, is he thinks he's got the first
look at the RV-12. He was walking by Van's tent when they were
just covering it up with a tarp. So he says the RV-12 is here,
although I vaguely remember something about the mock-up would
be here. We'll see on Monday.
Paul Trotter
pulled in from New York this morning and proved again what a small
world it is. I had mentioned that my wife is flying back to New
England for the wedding of her best friend's daughter in the Berkshires.
Paul mentioned he visits the Berkshires quite often and then named
Sheffield, which is where I lived for 6 years. It's a typical
small New England town with a town green and a white Congregational
church. "I have some friends who live there," he said.
"Who?" I asked. He said "the Brunchsweilers."
Well, I think everyone in Sheffield knows everyone else in Sheffield
so , yes, I knew them. "The farm right there on Boardman
Street?" Small world, indeed. His girlfriend is coming up
Tuesday so perhaps we'll chat about the Southern Berkshires and
old times. I do miss the area.
Larry Frey
was by today in his golf cart, about the same time Rich Emery
of the St. Louis area was also buy in his golf cart -- both are
volunteers at AirVenture. They'd never met. Rich is bringing some
long tables from his EAA chapter over to the BBQ and Larry, whose
mother was in the catering business, has been most helpful in
helping me figure out how much food to buy for the big BBQ on
Wednesday.
I also visited
with some folks from the Twin Cities who were joined by Rob Riggen
of Vermont. He created ExperCraft,
an online documentation system for homebuilt aircraft builders.
Rob and I plan to talk about hosting the RV Builder's Hotline
on his server. He's developed, apparently, a nifty e-mail distribution
platform. In the small world department, they are also joined
by Peter Denny, who I've long admired but never met. He's a teacher
in the Minneapolis school system and he teaches kids about aviation
by having them build an airplane. My colleague, Dan Olson, has
chronicled
his exploits on the MPR Web site, so it was, indeed, an honor
to meet and aviator and an outstanding educator. When I hear people
criticizing teachers, I think of two of them. One of them is Peter
Denny, and the other is my son's first grade teacher who, when
we first moved to Minnesota, realized my son needed a friend and
so she gave him her dog. That dedication is alive and well in
our education system and we would do well to recognize it more
often than we do.
Oshkosh is
a fascinating place and it does feel a bit like home coming here,
especially as I meet more people and find myself chatting with
folks who stop by. As the years go along, I find myself doing
this more, and looking at airplanes less, and I'm just fine with
that.
Sunday July 23, 2006
I guess the
big news today was the announcement from Van's that the big announcement
from Van's is that there's
now matched-hole tooling on the RV-8. OK, well, I guess everybody
nailed that on the various bulletin boards. I feel left out because
I had no idea there wasn't already matched-hole tooling on the
8.
Other than
that it was a pretty quiet day as I spent most of it at the RV
"hospitality tent" being hospitable. Chad Jensen and
his father pulled in today. Also we now are surrounded by neighbors
out here in the field, many of whom are RV builders or RV wannabes.
David Kewley
hosted an impromptu margarita festival at his campsite this evening
so I gladly stopped by along with Rich Emery and Paul Trotter.
And, yeah, the margarita was excellent. Earlier, Dave stopped
by the tent and showed me the latest pictures from his construction.
His plane -- and Dave -- had their first flight on July 2nd. I
realize I have a LOT of work to do on mine. I'll get to it. No
pressure.
The Pattons
from Washington state stopped by after picking up their new RV
-- the kind with four wheels -- at the factory in Iowa. He's in
charge of wiring and avionics for Boeing's 787 project and says
he's still going to take a SportAir workshop before he wires his
RV.
Paul Trotter
spent most of the day on the flightline today and said the RV
gaggle of 16 arrived around 2 this afternoon, including Messrs.
Checkoway and McCurdy. He also says he saw Doug Reeves and Flash
in the homebuilt camping area.
There was
a report awhile ago that an RV -- I'm not sure what model -- groundlooped
and the guy went into the weeds at about 40 knots. For a long
time they were landing people with a tailwind and the guy came
in hot. (ed. note: it was not an RV)
There was
a rumor around that someone spun in on final this morning but
I haven't been able to get that confirmed. (Update: Ercoupe.
Story
here.)
Still no sign
of Darwin Barrie. He was to try to take off again around 5 after
two aborted attempts yesterday. Chad Jensen says he thought he
saw his plane fly over and called over to me. While he was trying
to read the tail numbers, I was trying to see the plane. Oh to
have young eyes!
Monday July 24, 2006
Darwin Barrie
showed up yesterday, as it turned out, and Glenn Brasch set up
his stuff in the volunteer camping area. When Darwin called Monday,
he'd already heard that I was beginning to panic that maybe the
head chef wouldn't make it into Osh because of plane trouble.
So when he called he pretended he was still in Arizona. I guess
I can stop asking people walking by if they know how to cook chicken.
Pretty much
more work on the barbecue, but in the morning I went to a couple
of forums. At the risk of alienating the faithful, I have to say
that EAA could work on structuring the forums a little better
to be a little more useful. Look, I understand these are all volunteer
presenters and I very much appreciate what they bring to Oshkosh.
On the other hand the quality of the forums and the inconsistency
of presentation from one to the next makes picking the ones to
go to a total crap shoot.
The first
one I went to was pretty decent. Kent Paser presented a forum
on gaining speed and efficiency by reducing drag. He did it in
a pretty interesting way. He had his whole presentation on video
tap and just played that. It's always a little tough to hear what
with the noise and all but it was pretty interesting, even though
it didn't offer a heck of a lot of advice I hadn't already learned
from Dick Martin at
a meeting of Van's Air Force's Minnesota wing.
Most of the
work he did on the subject, apparently, was from the 1970s when
-- he says -- he
picked up 54 miles an hour by reducing drag. Much of his work,
not surprisingly was better farings and reducing gap. He wrote
a book on his work.
Immediately
after that, there was a forum that I thought would be spectacular.
"Fiberglass for RVs," with Sam
James. And, unfortunately, it was here that the inconsistency
of forum presentation reared its ugly head. First, the forum wasn't
held in the forum tents where hundreds of people can sit and look
at someone on the stage. It was held in the composite workshop
where people gather around a guy and watch him work. And that's
great if you're one of the first 25 people, but if you're in the
next 150-200, you can't see a thing and there's no place to sit.
But beyond
that if you're going to have a forum "fiberglass for RVs,"
I'm going to guess that most of those who attend haven't yet done
fiberglass on the RVs, and probably don't know much about fiberglass.
From all accounts,
Mr. James is a heck of a nice guy and a terrific glass man, but
that doesn't make him a good presenter. My review of the forum
was it started in the middle of a conversation and pretty much
stayed there. He started by talking about why you shouldn't mix
polyester resin with epoxy and how micro balloons add no strength.
And that's all well and good but that's the sort of stuff that
you throw in as asides as you go along, or during a question-and-answer
period, not as the lead message of your forum.
What the presentation
lacked was a clear focus and I think people could have benefited
with a broad introduction of what sort of fiberglass skills and
work are needed on an RV, the differences in fiberglass depending
on where you are on the RV, and some particular techniques. There
are, of course, times when a down-home presentation is a good
idea, and there are times when a rather structured outline and
focus is needed to be of benefit to builders. Finding out a beer
can makes a good device for shaping fiberglass isn't really a
helpful jumping-off point.
But, again,
that's just my recommendation. When I got back to the campsite
later that night, a fellow RV builder had arrived and set up his
site and as we were exchanging pleasantries and talked about the
forums he said to me, "I saw a really great presentation
last year."
"Which one?" I asked. "Fiberglassing your RV, with
Sam James," he said.
That provides
an important lesson for Oshkosh attendees. One size does not fit
all.
Meanwhile,
somewhere around that forum, by the way, I lost my digital camera,
probably as I was pulling a laptop out of the bag searching --
fruitlessly as it turned out -- for some free WiFi
Back to the
campsite afterward and off to Appleton to buy 16 bags of potato
chips, coolers, tables, napkins, plasticware and condiments for
the barbecue. I also bought 16 cases of beer. Not many people
provided information in the sign-up about what they wanted to
drink, so I had to guess on how many were beer drinkers.
In the evening,
Warren Starkebaum of Plymouth, Minn., and headed off in search
of a decent restaurant. Warren is building an RV-7 and we met
years ago at the first meeting I ever attended of the Van's Air
Force Minnesota wing. We try to get together at Oshkosh and compare
projects, but mostly end up talking about the joys and trials
of being fathers. We found that decent
restaurant too, on Highway 21 just as you cross over the Fox River.
I can't remember the name of it now, though. But Warren bought
dinner. That much I remember.
Tuesday July 26, 2006
A
real treat for RVers, and I suspect thousands of others, was a
gorgeous formation show that 15 RV pilots put on in the morning.
I have Meniere's Disease, which is an ear imbalance that causes
vertigo. A good way to induce it is to look up -- a bad thing
at Oshkosh -- but I didn't care. I was blown away by the talent
of these individuals:
Stewart, Mike
Kahuna 8
Carmichal, Dick Checker 8A
Sobek, Gary Condor 6
Kight, Danny Speedy 6
Reese, Greg Greese 6
Clark, James 6
McCurdy, Stu Falcon 8
Geer, Roy Jarhead 6
Newhouse, Bud Joker 8
Gieleghem, Ron 8
Legette, Len 8A
Gunn, Bill Gunbody 4
Checkoway, Dan Sharpie 7
Harril, Ken 6
Wilson, Greg Wizz 4
Congratulations
to all of them and thanks for the show. According to
a post on Vansairforce.net from Mike Stewart, "The recognition
we got was from the warbird guys, who dont just pass out compliments
to the RV'ers, come over and said we were S#@# HOT! The reward
was in shaking the hands of the flight members aferwards of a
job well done. Well planned, well briefed, & well executed.
I was stopped several times around the show by folks who, saw
my Team RV shirt, and passed out their thanks and compliments."
Otherwise
today, more setting up. Howard Kaney of West Bend, Wisc., stopped
by to deliver a grill and it was great to meet him. Larry Frey
dropped off more coolers and Rich Emery delivered some tables.
Showers
and thunderstorms are a constant threat and the heat is on the
rise so I headed off to the seaplane base. There's no map in any
of the EAA stuff they give you when you get here, so I just hung
by the road coming out of the "south 40" plane parking
area and followed the shuttle bus down. It's a different vibe
there although I did notice it's getting a little more crowded
and a tad more developed. But the trees are nice, the view is
terrific. If only there were more seaplanes. I'm actually kind
of surprised the EAA hasn't started providing seaplane rides the
way they do for helicopters and the Ford Tri-Motor. But the best
you can do is a boat ride around the lagoon. One of these days,
I'd like to rent a boat and watch the airshow from it in Lake
Winnebago.
In the evening,
I met Rob Riggen who was staying with a bunch of Minnesota flyers
and we headed over to the beer tent in the company of a number
of them, including Peter Denny, who teaches at Washburn High School
in Minneapolis. He teaches kids about aviation by having them
build a plane. I've never met Peter before although he's a bit
of a hero to my wife and me.
So standing
in line for the beer Tuesday night, I was talking to my wife on
the phone when I said "I met Peter Denny tonight." "I'd
love to talk to him sometime," she said, so I gave the cell
phone to Peter and they had a good chat. Oshkosh is a good place
to meet your heroes.
Wednesday
July 26, 2006
Got up early,
met Darwin and we headed for the first Van's forum of the two
he's giving at Oshkosh. And, of course, it was held in the #7
tent, the largest one, usually reserved for the likes of Rod Machado
and Bert Rutan.
Van
brought Ken Krueger along (Picture is of Ken talking with a builder
after the forum).. Van was Van and quickly gave way to Ken, who
is an outstanding presenter and he ripped through a presentation
on the RV-7, 9, and -- for the most part -- 10. He took a hand
count before he started his presentation about who was interested
in the 7, 9 and, 10 and it was clear within a very short timeframe
that the RV-10 is now the king of the hill at Van's.
He then concentrated
on the RV-12, which is here. Darwin and I both were surprised
that the RV-12 doesn't look at all like an RV. I happen to feel
it's butt ugly with the pulled rivets but there's certainly a
good reason for it since it's going to fly under Light Sport Aircraft
rules and there's a speed limitation making flush rivets unnecessary,
especially since ease of construction is supposed to be a key
selling point.
The wings
should be a snap to build. There's no fuel tanks in the wings.
There's a single tank behind the seats.
I
suppose it's only a matter of time, though, until someone tries
to put a 180 horsepower engine in the thing, and that idea opened
the door for Van's to throw some darts consistent with his scathing
article in the RVator a few months ago referring to "people
who know more than the designers." Maybe he should just name
the person he keeps quoting who, allegedly just "raised his
gross weight by 300 pounds" to address weight and balance
concerns of performance modifications.
The other
subject that came up was the nose-gear allegations in the RV-7A.
Some suggest the number of flip-over accidents involving the "A"
model indicates a problem with the nose gear design. Ken was pretty
direct in fielding it saying that as they've checked these nosegear
rollovers that "there's more to the story" than what's
on the various bulletin boards. Van quickly jumped in that they're
not disregarding the complaints and they are taking a look at
things.
Ken's presentation
was the first time I really paid a lot of attention to the RV-10
and it certainly is an impressive design.
At the conclusion
of the forum, Van said he'd be available to talk to builders at
the tent, and then set a speed record of his own for darting out,
leaving Ken behind to field a few questions.
That was it
for the forums for me, Darwin formed up with me and we and headed
to Appleton for BBQ shopping. Now keep in mind I called Darwin
a few weeks ago and said, "man, 150 people are coming!"
and he said, "ahh, don' worry about it, I cook for that many
people at family reunions." So we arrived at Sam's Club in
Appleton and started the shopping. We got to the meat department
and he said, "how many brats do we need?" "138,"
I said. "Whaaaaat?" he said.
"I told
you," I said.
We bought
about $600 worth of meat and potato salad and cole slaw and hoped
the thunderstorms wouldn't return, leaving us -- well, me -- to
foot a very substantial bill if they did.
I dropped
Darwin off at his campsite and headed back to the "Collins
compound" to start setting up. I did the "pre-icing"
on the beer and soft drinks and continued setting up, then I dropped
some parking credentials off to Jim Whitaker and Debbie Pennington
of Lee's Summit , Missouri, who had just arrived at the
Circle R campground, and headed back to the compound to get
things going. The clouds began to darken. Our plan was to start
the grills at 5, get some stuff made so when people started showing
up, we'd have some food for them. But precisely at 5, the storms
moved in.
All I could think of was what I was going to do with 60 pounds
of cole slaw and about $2,000 worth of food.
We huddled
under our canopy when Frank Zwart of Portage Michigan and his
new bride, Joyce, pulled up in their RV. Frank and his brothers
camped next to us last year and were a big help getting our BBQ
pulled off last year. He saw what was happening and, like a pro
trucker, brought his RV around to the back of the compound and
unfolded a big awning. The 50 or so who had already shown up,
including the folks at Trio
Avionics and Titan
Engines, had a place to stay dry. Sort of. We moved the coolers
around to keep people happy with beer and suddenly I was in a
wet t-shirt contest as the rains came down and I got drenched.
Anything's better than eating 50 pounds of cole slaw.
Terry
Frazier came by and quickly volunteered to help cook so we now
had three cooks -- Howard Kaney, Darwin Barrie, and Terry Frazier.
And the people
kept coming.
Larry Frey,
who is a saint, pulled up with two big roaster pots full of baked
beans. I finally got the tables configured, stacked high with
buns, next to a table of beans, salads, cole slaw, potato salad
etc.
And the people
kept coming.
Bill Swaim
started organizing the canopy operation and Rick Belsaas manned
the sign-in area where people could pick up their name tag and,
hopefully, make donation. Rich Emery was darting between "stations"
to keep things flowing.
And they kept
coming.
Then came
tragedy. We were running out of beer...and maybe food too. So
I grabbed $100 from the donations and Dave Domeier Curt Welge, UPS pilot
and RV builder, headed to WalMart, stocked up with two shopping
carts full of beer and got back within a half hour. "Who
wants beer?" I said as I came back in the compound which
was now filled with more than 200 thirsty and hungry folks. "Forget
the beer," Terry said, "we're running out of food."
I hopped back
in the car and headed back to WalMart. When I got there, my phone
rang. It was Darwin. "We've got at least 100 people still
in line to check in. We need food and get all the beer you can
and get back here FAST." I picked up three additional watermelons,
more buns, beer, 40 pounds of chicken and another 150 hamburger
patties. The checkout women at WalMart asked if they could come
to the party and then helped me take everything out to the car
and load it.
I got back
in time to run into Dan
Checkoway and it was a distinct pleasure to have him, and
all of the RVers. I was sorry I didn't have more time to chat
with everyone and I was just hoping everyone was having a good
time. Since someone else had made another beer run, it appears
they were as there were smiles all around. I think some people
in line finally gave up on signing in and just came in the compound
to chat because suddenly our food line disappeared and there we
were with 4 cases of hamburgers and 12 cases of unused beer. Oh,
and I'd also forgotten to get the rest of the potato chips out
of the tent, along with two other cases of beer. Watermelon had
already been cut so the the three I brought weren't needed. Ouch.
That hurt the bottom line.
Things had
slowed considerably and Darwin, Terry, and Howard -- not to mention
Bill, Rick, and Larry, could now relax a bit, I hoped, and get
a chance to talk. There was applause all around, smiles everywhere
and I was asked to say something. And here's what I said. "Someone
had just reminded me that a few years ago, as I struggled with
some parental issues, I'd lost enthusiasm for plane building and
put my tail and wings up for sale. They talked me out of it and
I'm glad they did because the fatherhood issues that demanded
my time were resolved -- as they usually are -- and I can thank
my fellow RVers for that. And while I'm here at Oshkosh by myself,
I feel I'm also here with my family and I hoped everyone else
felt the same way. But the folks who LITERALLY pulled the barbecue
out of the fire were Darwin, Terry, and Howard for cooking, Larry
Frey for doing just about everything a guy could do, Rich Emery
for constantly showing up and bringing stuff, Bill Swaim and Rick
Belsaas for pitching in. I can't possibly thank them enough."
I then thanked
Stein Bruch at SteinAir,
who gave us a donation a few weeks ago 'because that's what RVers
should do,' he said. He didn't want any advertising. He didn't
want anyone to even know what he was doing. But I put the SteinAir
logo on all the nametags and it was the least we could do. I very
much enjoyed meeting Stein and the gang he brought over from Direct
To Avionics and TruTrak and Chelton. Without Stein's donation,
we'd have lost a pretty chunk of money. As it is, the $7 charge
for an all-you-can-eat dinner of chicken, brats, hot dogs, hamburgers,
potato chips, beans, potato salad, cole slaw, watermelon, and
dessert, is guaranteed to lose money on its own. That wasn't a
real problem when we had 20-60 people. But when 400 show up --
almost 200 more than expected -- that's created something we're
just going to have to think about.
In talking
with Stein afterwards, we agreed that the barbecue should stay
in Scholler because it's essentially for the "family reunion"
vibe. This is really just a grassroots operation that just took
off this year and clearly we're going to need bigger digs and
a big tent and more grills -- and more beer. Oh, and we're going
to need a better count on who is coming. During the evening, I
had at least 3 companies volunteer to provide support next year,
but I'm not good at this side of the event and I admit to being
concerned that it not become another typical Oshkosh "event."
In fact, I know it won't because I won't let it if I am still
involved in putting it together. I just think it has to maintain
the "just plain folks getting together" atmosphere.
Yeah, it's a little rough when you're standing in line while Bob
makes beer runs, but that's a part of the vibe too, I think.
I was taking
Brad Oliver back to the blue lot late in the evening. He's heading
home today and he was telling me everything he saw on his first
trip to Oshkosh and he was very excited and then he said, "but
tonight was the BEST part of being here."
And that is
why we do it and we thank everyone who came or wanted to come.
You really ARE all family.
Postscript.
The campsite is almost all cleaned up. I got most of it done last
night and Larry and Rich and Terry were all back this morning
to finish the job. We ended up giving the left-over 10-12 cases
of beer to Larry for a family reunion he has. We dropped the watermelons
off over at the Civil Air Patrol kids' tent. As it turned out
they lost their breakfast so they were hungry. We gave 'em the
potato chips too. We had leftover single beers and stacks of buns
and condiments that I put out on a table at the compound with
a "free" sign and they're slowly going away.
I haven't
done all the financial stuff yet but with the expenses of about
$2,000, the cost of the campsites and donations of about $2,300
($1,300 at the event and $924 by PayPal and mail prior to Oshkosh)
, a, it looks like we're going to be within $100-$200 (I'm just
not sure which side of that yet) of breaking even. (Update:
We came up only $289.18 short.)
The
one thing I regret is not having time to talk to many people but
that's the price of hosting the BBQ. The point is to create a
place where RVers can talk to each other. If you were in line
and gave up, I'm very sorry. If you paid in advance and you didn't
get food or beer, please let me know so we can return your money.
I also didn't
get an opportunity to take many pictures (well, I took exactly
one and as you can see, it's lame. I think that's Darwin looking
back at you there, and Larry Frey is in the white cap. See? Everyone's
smiling.) so if you took some, could you please send me copies.
I've got nothing for the RV Builder's Hotline, especially since
I lost the digital camera earlier this week. (Todd Moeller sent
some pictures that his wife, Tami, took)
Aero News
Network also sent a fine gentleman named Mark over to document
our grassroots homecoming and hopefully that will be online soon.
Please look for that. (Update: Here
it is.)
And who knows?
Maybe next year will be the year that even Van's sends someone
over.
Thursday
July 27, 2006
Over the years
at Oshkosh, there've been several times when my jaw has dropped
and my breath has been taken away. Wayne Hanley was the first
pilot I ever saw stand his airplane -- the Oracle Raven -- on
end and hold it there, then give it the throttle and make it climb
again. He crashed some years later, survived, and retired. Of
course, Scott Tucker is an amazing aerobatic pilot.
Lately, though,
I've felt somewhat guilty coming over here to Oshkosh and thinking,
"oh, yeah, seen that. Yawn." But a few minutes ago I
found myself being young enough to dream of being a jet pilot
when I grow up, when your government sent two of the brand new
F-22 raptor fighter planes to show their stuff over the skies
of Winnebago County.
As
one did his (or possibly her) thing down over the main runway,
the other one came over here over the campground to entertain
me -- and I assume a few others for awhile -- giving us a great
show of their capability.
The pilot,
like Wayne Hanley, seemed to make his fighter stand still in mid-air,
then put nose up and just enough throttle to hold it there in
a vertical position, nosed it over to a flat position, and then
gently let the nose drop into a dive with a kind of aeronautical
artistry that nearly demanded music. But the dive was short, almost
unnoticeable, and allowed enough airspeed to allow him (or her)
to again trade it for altitude that in a graceful return to a
vertical position. And as the pilot brought his newfangled plan
around for the climb, he showed both afterburners ablaze to me
and my binoculars to the point where I thought that any minute
I'd be hit with a blast of hot air.
A couple of
high speed passes over the main runway was followed by a third
at slow speed as the pilot wagged his wings to the left, to the
right, and to the left again, a traditional greeting to the crowd.
The pilot,
someone's grandson or granddaughter no doubt, then ascended in
a soft turn, joined up with his mate and from miles high circled
the air in two 360 degree turns. I imagined the pilots inside
spending time looking down, envious of the people that were on
the ground at the greatest aviation gathering on the planet; people
that were on the ground looking up, envious at their ability to
fly two of the greatest airplanes ever developed.
At the conclusion
of the second wide circle, another jet appeared in my binoculars'
field of view ahead of the two fighter jets. One, peeling off
to one side, the other disappearing in the dot of the larger jet.
I wondered if they were now escorting some dignitary home, until
I realized it was a tanker jet, providing a drink of fuel for
each of the fighters to return home.
One
of the great things about Oshkosh is the vibe of Camp Scholler.
And at night, it becomes an asexual version of Key West or Provincetown.
Scooters, motorcycles, Gators, bicycles, and pedestrians going
back and forth up the main drag. The teenage kids come out –
Camp Scholler is probably THE best place in America this week
to pick up girls, from what I can see and what I remember about
my teenagers when they were here.
There’s
an 8-story movie screen that the Ford Company pitched on a spit
of land in the camp and every night hundreds of folks sit on the
grass and watch aviation movies, and there’s something of
a Tanglewood feel to the thing. Last night I stopped in for a
few minutes, grabbed a bag of popcorn and watched a few aerial
scenes from The Great Waldo Pepper, then strolled down to Theater
in the Woods to watch a little of the Wisconsin Singers, a musical
troupe from the University of Wisconsin, finally finding my way
back West, when I stopped in at Glenn Brasch’s trailer to
sit a spell. Glenn’s a great guy (by the way, he brought
his truck over at the end of the BBQ the other night and loaded
up all the trash – and there was a ton of it -- and took
it away. Nobody asked him, he just did it.) Roger Everson, also
from Tucson) was there too, and so was Glen’s son, Michael,
and a volunteer whose name I can’t recall who is from Baraboo,
Wisconsin.
Glen invited
me to sit down and I was only too happy to accept. You keep Robert
Redford and the UW Badgers, and I’ll take a nice evening
with good friends anytime.
Before I begin
this entry -- well, too late, I've already begun it -- I have
to make a few disclaimers. First, I'm a real fanatic about studying
how people relate and interact. If I hadn't gone into journalism,
I'd probably have become an anthropologist of some sort.
In my regular
job , which involves a lot of political coverage, I tend to focus
not on what blowhard politicians say, but about how people involved
in the political process relate to the process and actually change
the process -- occasionally for the better, but usually not.
EAA at Oshkosh
provides a similar opportunity to re-examine how about a million
people relate, what they value, and how they change aviation,
occasionally for the better, but sometimes not.
With AirVenture
winding down, the various bulletin boards will soon filled with
the annual "EAA is too commercial/no it's not" thread.
And it's true that AirVenture -- with EAA's blessing and prodding
-- is commercial. Just about everyone has their hands out here
and you can always find a friend if you have a personal relationship
with anyone named Hamilton, Jackson, and Franklin.
But over the
last day or so, I've tried to put to words into why the RV BBQ
on Wednesday night has such a different feel, and has become so
popular in the context of this larger question of homebuilding
roots and it was only at Van's annual dinner held last night at
the Nature Center, that I began to sort it out.
Don't get
me wrong. Van's puts out a terrific product and provides excellent
support. They're in the business of selling airplanes and that's
why they're here. From all appearances, they're nice people. On
the other side of the coin, however, there is a builder who wants
to have a good plane and great support but also soon finds him
or herself swept into a community of diverse individuals and a
single bond that, as the community begins to flourish, becomes
a series of
bonds that may have only a peripheral connection to an airplane.
The folks
at Van's don't understand that community and those bonds. Last
night, Van proudly pointed out, that he's been coming to AirVenture
since the days at Rockford. He should be proud of that. For most
of that time though, he's been actually coming to a small strip
of blacktop to stand near a tent and sell some airplanes. He really
hasn't been part of AirVenture -- in a community sense -- for
a long time. He hasn't been hanging out with builders at barbecues,
or strolling Camp Scholler on a warm night and popping in to sit
a spell with someone he didn't know, to start talking about an
airplane an end up talking about family, for example.
That's what
Oshkosh REALLY is because that's the very definition of a community
and while we worry that EAA has gotten away from that and, in
essence, gotten away from us, complaining about it isn't going
to change anything. It's actually been happening for so long,
that's it's become instinct. But in a way, that's OK. The community
doesn't belong to them, it belongs to those who actually want
to be a part of it.
It was a fine
dinner with very good food and the chance to socialize just a
bit although a tent stacked with picnic tables affords little
opportunity to mingle. And most of the evening is actually spent
listening to Tom Green give some company background and recognize
a few folks who help the company sell their planes. Then there's
a giveaway in which stuff donated by some businesses get a mention
and a few builders get a free gift. It's a nice night.
But since
I was in a "sort out this community thing" mode, I had
put my anthropology hat on to see how Van's folks related to the
community that we -- not they -- created, to see if maybe they
want to be part of that.
They don't.
There were
about 200 people there and all the Van's folks sat at a picnic
table, together. If you run a business and you've put these sorts
of things on, you know this is a huge no-no at events like this.
Think about it, you've come all this way to sell some planes,
you have a dinner for your customers, and then you and your employees
sit with the same people they sit with every day. What they should
do is get out and mingle. Sure, they've already sold their airplanes
to you, but it's just good business sense to say "thank you"
more than after that moment when the customer hands you a check.
It's a good
way to stay "in touch" with homebuilding's roots and
if you don't, you become like a politician who hasn't got a clue
what a gallon of milk sells for, and then tries to legislate as
if he does. Van's
spoke for a few minutes and noted there are 550 RVs here, and
then chewed us out in a good-natured sort of way for wanting flush
rivets on the RV-12. OK, maybe we deserve that , but the words
that I would've liked to have heard at some point were any combination
of
"it's good to see you, again," "how have you been,"
and "thanks for being one of our customers." Those are
the underpinnings of bonding, that lead to a true community.
Folks who've
been to Oshkosh know, however, that there's a hierarchy here.
Tom Poberezny is interested in -- not necessarily in this order
-- the Ford Motor Company, John Deere, and anyone else who is
(a) listed on the NYSE and (b) has got a wad of cash to give to
him.
Fine, I get that. Good for him. But Tom Poberezny isn't really
part of the homebuilt community either and asking him to change
is like asking a newborn not to cry. I think Poberezny is a nice
guy and having different priorities is not necessarily wrong and
perhaps we've been unreasonable expecting him to understand what
the homebuilt community is.
The best we
can do is understand why EAA is what it is and not what it was
and move on. On a smaller scale, perhaps the best we can do is
understand Van's is this regard too. They sell airplanes. Period.
Anything else that springs up from that isn't them, it's us.
The other
part of last night that was telling was when Tom Greene was thanking
his supporters and giving out prizes. First, he called a shoutout
to Doug Reeves, who -- and let's be
perfectly clear here -- has
done a lot for the RV community. He may understand better
than anyone the importance of "community." A few minutes
later, he was giving away a t-shirt from Rivetbangers.com.
It's another online forum of RV builders.
He never heard
of it and actually had a slight lilt of disdain -- well, we know
how Van's feels about the Internet anyway -- for it.
So there it
was. Green was Poberezny. Doug Reeves -- in the Van's hierarchy
--was Ford Motor
Company, and Rivetbangers.com was guy sitting on a lawn chair
in front of a pop-up in Camp Scholler.
That's not
a community, at least not in the sense that I've discussed before.
And finally,
the third element of my "anthropological" research were
the builders I talked to last night who told me they stopped by
the Van's tent to see if they knew where the Wednesday night BBQ
was. Every person I talked to who did that said the same thing.
They were told "I don't know anything about it," and
one person said Tom Greene said he didn't think it was very well
publicized so he didn't have much information about it.
OK, let's
think about that one for a second. The BBQ was posted on Van's
own Web site, it occupied almost half of one full page in the
last RVator that Van's publicizes. It was on Doug Reeves' site,
it was on the Yahoogroups site, it was on Rivetbangers, it was
on the
RV-List, and it was in the RV Builder's Hotline, it was on the
AirVenture Web site, and it was in not one, not two, but three
separate e-mails to Van's inviting them to stop by, and confirmed
by at least one employee who said he'd be sure to pass it along.
If you work
for Van's and you have any interest at all in being part of a
community, it was hard for the BBQ to escape their notice, but
it did. Not wrong, just telling.
The one thing
I notice in my "research" over the years, is people
want -- desperately want -- a true sense of community. And that
involves knowing some one as an acquaintance, and then a friend,
and having no other vested interest other than that friendship.
I referred
to the folks who were at the BBQ the other night as my "family."
And in many ways -- many ways -- they are. When I come to Oshkosh,
I come to spend time with my family. Everything else comes second.
Family
is funny like that.
And if you
came to Oshkosh and you didn't stroll through Camp Scholler at
some point and stop at a campsite -- anybody's camp site -- and
meet a new friend, brother, you didn't really go to Oshkosh and
you weren't really at AirVenture.
Friday
July 28, 2006
The
temperatures pushed well into the 90s today, but I headed out
to the flight line area anyway, an area of red-hot blacktop. Good
thing, though, because the Blue Angels flew by in an unscheduled
appearance. They can’t perform here because the “box”,
an area of safety around any air show, isn’t big enough.
But six F-18s flying in close formation is impressive as all getout
anyway. Number 7 has been here all week and joined them on their
final pass.
I stopped
by to check out the RV-12 airplane again – that’s
the one that’ll be available under the new light-sport rules
(price yet to be determined and availability “sometime next
year” according to Tom Greene) at Van’s Aircraft and
introduced myself to one of the volunteer workers there who noted
that “a lot of people had a hard time finding the RV BBQ
you had.”
This gets
me. I had a Web site, Van’s ran a half page column on it
in the last newsletter they sent out, it was on Doug Reeve’s
excellent Web site, it was on the list of "type group"
meetings on the official AirVenture site, it was on the Yahoogroups
list, the RVers list, about 4 other bulletin boards, I sent out
three individual e-mails, provided printable maps online and a
step-by-step guide, and I even provided GPS coordinates accurate
to 4 feet. It’s a good thing, I guess it wasn’t the
navigation portion of a checkride for those folks.
I took one
last look at the RV parking area and it had thinned out considerably
from earlier in the week. In fact, the Van's tent was very quiet
and there were a lot fewer people around than yesterday.
Here's
what I think is the most talked-about RV here. It's one with an
unbelievable paint job, which I'd bet ran $10,000 easily. The
awards aren't out as I write this but I'll bet here is where we
find out if it's true that judges for the EAA will deduct points
if sheetmetal builders cover their rivets. This one didn't have
a single rivet showing that I could see. Not one. Update:
It did not win any awards. Here's the list.
But check
out that paint job! It is a shimmering green that changes slightly
depending on how you view it. As you can see, it has a poker theme
to it with the dice images there. On the top of the wings, however,
there are five cards (I'm not a poker player so I can't tell you
what their significance is), and check the other picture. Using
a mirror, there you can see that the cards' cover face is on the
bottom of the wings. Unbelievable. Simply unbelievable. I am not
worthy of showing my plane at Oshkosh.
I
also looked at others and for some reason I focused on the trailing
edge. I saw perfection. I saw nothing but perfection. (ed note:
When I got home on Saturday, as this is being written, I looked
at my trailing edge, which at the time I did it, I thought was
real good. Again, I say, I am not worthy.)
I also saw
Lauran Paine Jr.’s new RV-8. He’s a retired (I think)
airline pilot and regular columnist for Sport Aviation magazine
who built parts of it as he traveled around the country for his
airline. He’d take a small part, work on it, add it to the
other small parts, and one day there was only one part left so
he stuck an engine and a propeller on it and there it was. OK,
maybe it was a little more than that. A sign on it said “it’s
not finished yet but it’s finished enough to get to Oshkosh.”
He flew in from Spokane.
I could only
last so long in the heat so I made my way to the EAA museum since
it’s air conditioned and, besides, I haven’t spent
anywhere near enough time there during Oshkosh weeks past. Lots
of heroes of various stripes speak there during the week. And
I’ve never heard a one of them.
Today I did.
A lot of folks
who know me know I have a special spot for the Greatest Generation.
Years ago I had the idea of writing a book with interviews of
that generation, average people who went off and did special things,
like saving the world, then went back home and resumed average
lives as if it wasn’t nuthin’. I never did the book,
but Tom Brokaw did. He’s famous now and I’m living
in a tent in a field in the middle of Wisconsin dairy country.
Life is funny like that.
Tex
Hill was one of the Flying Tigers. The U.S. wasn’t in the
war in China, so it gave money to the Chinese government, and
the Chinese then hired a company here to employ and provide warbird
pilots.
Let’s
review how good the Flying
Tigers were. Two-hundred-and-sixty-nine planes went over to
China. Only four pilots died in aerial combat with the Japanese.
“We were the first guys to defeat the Japs,” Hill
noted. The Japanese had been bombing a city called Rangun in Burma
when the Tigers, a highly mobile group, arrived. “That was
my first experience with war,” he said. “When we landed
there were dead people everywhere. The Japanese were bombing the
city every day.”
The next day
the Japanese bombers came back again. None of them made it back
to their bases.
“I was in a dogfight with a guy and I lined him up and I
was only a few feet away from him and I could see him and I shot
him down,” he said, “and another guy from overhead
was coming at me and he put 33 holes in my airplane, but I got
around on him and I shot him down,” Hill said.
It was real
flying back then. Here at Oshkosh the vendors are hawking fancy
instruments with satellite maps that tell you where you are and
where you’re going. “We had no navaids,” Hill
said. “We had some maps but when they agreed with what was
actually there, it was a coincidence. We didn’t get any
good maps until we shot down some Japanese.” They navigated
their way home by having several listening posts on the ground
and as they made their way back from a mission, they’d fire
their guns into the ground, and the “listeners” on
the ground would hear it and tell them where they were. I’ll
bet he could’ve found his way to the RV BBQ.
Back then,
the “red Chinese” – as Hill still calls them
– were fighting the nationalists, but joined together to
fight a common enemy. “They saved an awful lot of our guys,”
he said.
“They
were such a friendly people. When we stopped that bombing, the
people just loved us. And we loved them,” Hill said. On
one raid, we got to a field with over 100 bombers and over 100
fighters on it. It was one of those raids where you either lose
everybody or you don’t lose anybody. It had to be total
surprise. We got right down on the deck, about 50-150 feet, and
they hit this airport that was essential to the Japanese. They
got 7 fighters off and I shot the first one down and the guy behind
me got the other six. Not one guy got one bullet hole in his plane.”
“I don’t
know how long I’m supposed to talk,” Hill then said.
“As long as you want,” someone in the audience shouted.
Remember Pappy
Boyington? The TV series “Black Sheep Squadron,” made
him a hero. But not to Tex. “That’s like hitting me
with a cattle prod,” he said when asked about him. “Unfortunately
the guy had a drinking problem. When you’re drunk you’re
not fit for duty. He only flew 6 combat missions while he was
over there.”
I’m
going to go out on a limb and guess that old Tex is a Republican.
“I don’t think any president in this country has the
burden this one has. Things are moving so fast,” he said,
showing no concern for what we used to call political correctness
when he addressed the Islamic movement. “Everywhere those
people go, there’s problems. Even the moderates, if they
embrace the Quran, there’s no room for anyone else.”
He’s
an old man now, there’s not much voice left, and he had
to be helped from a wheelchair up the steps to the small stage.
When he sat down, 200 people stood up to give him a standing ovation,
appearing to applaud not a man, but a generation.
It wasn’t
nuthin’.
As my last evening at Oshkosh
began, I complied with my tradition of having a steak dinner at
IHop. OK, it's a tradition I just started this year. Then I grabbed
a folding chair and headed down to Tom Gibbons' pop-up, which
is parked right across the street from the big movie theater.
This is really a great idea by the EAA, which has done a terrific
job of providing night-time entertainment.
As I got near, I could
see that actor Cliff
Robertson was being interviewed prior to the movie being shown,
which was 633
Squadron, in which he starred. It was an OK movie with some
good aerial scenes but, just for the record, some dreadful faults.
In one seen, a line of men are running for cover as a German fighter
straifs them. The special effects had the bullets hitting the
ground approaching the men and as they did, of course, the men
died. Only in the movie, the guy in the front of the line running,
throws up his hands and dies before the bullets reach them. But
I digress.
I sat down with Tom,.
who is newsletter editor for Chapter
54 in Lake Elmo, Minnesota, opened a beer, grabbed my free
popcorn from Ford and settled in as the movie started and darkness
settled.
At that point, about
three people started walking up the road in our direction, moving
very slowly and one appeared possibly drunk. Since they were in
the middle of the road, a car behind them couldn't get around
and its lights were shining in our eyes as we tried to watch the
movie.
"C'mon, get the
heck out of the road so the car can pass and we can watch the
damn movie!" Tom shouted. The three sheepishly moved off
the road and one -- the one who appeared drunk -- sat down next
to us. It was Cliff Robertson and , no, he wasn't drunk; he was
just old.
He stayed with us for
about a half hour before leaving.
You just have to love
Oshkosh.
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