Chuck and Jolene

A Christmas Letter Satire

After receiving wretched Christmas letters to the previous owners of my house for four straight years, I reached my limit and decided to do something about it.

I wrote them back.

This is the last letter I received, all names and addresses changed to protect the guilty: Christmas 1994, Ken & Ethel Gardner

My holiday wishes to Ken and Ethel: Chuck and Jolene's Holiday News 1994

I don't think they were amused. I never got a response ... or another Christmas letter!