Tamahood and His Not So Merry Men
Parody by Ryuichi-chan
Characters from Yuu Watase's Fushigi Yuugi
Our story takes place in the Konan Forest. The hero Tamahood, steals from the rich and gives to the poor. (Tamahome peeks out from the side of a curtain.) Tamahood - Do I have to give it all to the poor? Hotohori (narrator) - YES!!!! >_< # Tamahood - Ah man . . . ;_; Anyway, back to our story. (Hotohori clears his throat) We open on Tamahood cornering a handsome king . . . Hotohori - I should have gotten that part . . . >_< Well, this not so handsome fake king . . . King Mitsukake - hey . . (mumble): Please don't take my money . . . -__- Tamahood - (wearing a funny looking green shirt with matching tights and a goofy hat with a feather in it): Damn, I feel silly . . . 0_0' . . . Oh yeah, (clears his throat): Give me all your money! $__$ (big smile) King Mitsukake - (monotoned): Oh, I'm scared . . . ekk . . . here, take it, just don't kill me. -__- (to Hotohori as he exits the stage) Can I leave now? Tamahood - Woo Hoo!!!! I've got MONEY!!!! ^0^ . . . (pulling at the crouch of his tights): But these things are still way too tight and silly looking. >o<' On his way to give the money to the poor . . . Tamahood - (pleading): Can't I keep just a little bit of it? Hotohori - NO!! >0< # On his way, he bumped into a young woman named MaidMiaka. Tamahood - Hey baby, going my way? ^_~ MaidMiaka - I'm starving!! @o@ Tamahood - What? "_" ' MaidMiaka - (rummaging through his bag): I can smell food in here. Can I have some? ^-^ Tamahood - (disappointed): Yeah, whatever. -_-' The two of them sat down and ate the food Tamahood was traveling with. Tamahood - (looking through his bag): You ate all my food!! >o< # MaidMiaka - (rubbing her tummy): It was delicious. ^-^ Tamahood - Why you . . . >.< Just then a man came out of the woods . . . Hotohori - (enraged): Nuriko, you are suppose to be Little John!! >O< # Nuriko - (dressed exactly like Miaka): But that outfit was hideous your majesty. This one is much more becoming on me. ^-^ Tamahood - (confused): But . . . two Maid Marians?!? @___@; MaidMiaka - Nuriko, you look so cute in that outfit. ^--^ Hotohori - We can only have one Maid Marian. Nuriko - (starting to cry): But I just wanted to be . . . ;_; MaidMiaka - I don't mind being Little John. ^-^ Hotohori - (stressed out): Fine, whatever. Just SWITCH!!!! Tamahood - (looking at Nuriko puckering up to kiss him): But, but . . . HOTOHORI!!!! *0* ' Hotohori - This just won't work. Nuriko, you have to be Little John. Nuriko - (upset but willing to do it since Hotohori said): Fine. -_- Tamahood - (relieved to have Miaka back): So, hows about a kiss? -.- MaidMiaka - No. ^-^ Tamahood - Man, this ain't fair. >_< All of a sudden a man appeared. LittleNuriko - (a little upset he still had to be Little John): Are you Tamahood? -_-' Tamahood - Yeah, who's askin'? LittleNuriko - (hating his costume): I want to join you. I am LittleNuriko. (to Hotohori): But I would have made a cuter MaidNuriko! ^0^. Tamahood - (pulling at his tights again): Fine, I don't care. (mumbling): I hate these tights. They're wat too tight, and way too flashy. 0_o' Soon other men joined forces with Tamahood. They were FiarChichiri and TasukiScarlet. TasukiScarlet - (looking at MaidMiaka): Why don't you leave Tamahood and be with me. ^_~ Anyway, you know what they say about men who wear tights. XD Tamahood - Why YOU!!!! XO FriarChichiri - Hey you two, we should give this money to the poor, ya know. ^__^ Tamahood - Hey, I'm poor, why don't we give it to ME!! ^----^ ALL - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >o< # Tamahood - I never get anything. ;_; MaidMiaka - I have an idea. Why don't we get something to eat first. ^o^ ALL - O_o; Hotohori - (fustrated and throwing down the script): I give UP!!! The END!!!!!! Miaka - (watching everyone leave): Hey, aren't we going to eat? o_o? (lights go out) Hey, wait for me! "0" TAMAHOME!!!! >o< # THE END Ryuichi-chan 1999
