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Approved Booze List

Cheap Vodka - McCormick's ~$7
Normal Vodka - Smirnoff ~$13
Expensive Vodka - Absolut ~$20
Raspberry Vodka - Smirnoff Raspberry ~$13
Expensive Tequila - Herradura ~$42
Tequila - Sauza ~$18
Rum - Captain Morgan ~$13
Light Rum - Cruzan Estate ~$11
Dark Rum - Myer's ~$17
Coconut Rum - Malibu ~$13
Whiskey - Black Velvet ~$12
Expensive Whiskey - Crown Royal ~$23
Triple Sec - Bols ~$7
Peach Schnapps - HRD ~$6
Melon Liqeur - Midori ~$19
Raspberry Liqeur - Bols ~$8
Sour Mix - Bar Blend Concentrate ~$3
This is great sour mix and makes a big difference

Free Advice

The booze amount can be adjusted to suit your taste. FYI - a fifth is 25.3 ounces.

All of these recipes are proven formulas, used many times. If you feel yours has turned out badly, then there are probably 2 possible explanations. Your ingredients were too cheap, or you added too much extra booze. Good ingredients, good drinks. If there is a particular taste to your jug that you don't like, then taste all of your ingredients individually and figure out which one is screwing up your recipe.

If you have added too much booze to your jug and it is too strong, then add extra water to fix the strong booze taste.

Ya, Ya. Let's see those jugs!

Pain Killer (a.k.a. Man Cream)

25oz Gold Rum
15oz Cream Of Coconut – 1 Can Coco Lopez (liquify it in the microwave first if there are chunks)
16oz Orange Juice
48oz Pineapple Juice
16oz Water
Mix ingredients.
This can take A LOT of rum, so careful not to hurt anyone. :)

Mojito

25oz Cruzan Estate Light Rum
12oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
6oz Simple Syrup (~¾ Cup Granulated Sugar)
1-2 Cups Mint Leaves
48oz Sprite
12oz Club Soda
Put mint, sugar, and lime juice in blender for a two minutes until
the mint is disintegrated and you have delicious green pond water.
Alternatively, you can muddle only, leaving large pieces of mint.
It will take the juice of 10 to 14 limes to make 12oz depending on the limes.

Lynchberg Lemonade

25oz Whiskey
25oz Sour Mix
12oz Lemon Juice (Juice Of ~7 Lemons)
10oz Simple Syrup
50oz Club Soda

Sunshine

24oz Cruzan Estate Light Rum
24oz Fruit Puree
8oz Simple Syrup
48oz Sour Mix
24oz Club Soda
Cut and peel fruit and blend heavily to make puree.
Use part of the rum in the blender to make the fruit easy to blend.
Flavors tried so far in order of preference: Mango, Strawberry, Peach, Blueberry

RaspberryTwist

25oz Raspberry Vodka
36oz Sour Mix
36oz Cranberry Juice
24oz Club Soda
4oz Apple Pucker

Mai Tai

25oz Light Rum
4oz Dark Rum
32oz Orange Juice
32oz Pineapple Juice
6oz Grenadine
16oz Water

Sex On The Beach

16 - 25oz Vodka
6oz Peach Schnapps
48oz Pineapple Juice
48oz Cranberry Juice
Mix ingredients. Add vodka to taste.

Mango-rita

25oz Tequila
30oz Limeade
30oz Sour Mix
20oz Mango Puree
15oz Water
Cut and peel fruit and blend heavily to make puree.
Use part of the tequila in the blender to make the fruit easy to blend.

Burning Orange

25oz Orange Vodka
48oz Sour Mix
36oz Triple Sec
6 Slices Jalepeno Pepper
Finely dice the pepper slices leaving in some seeds.
If you leave in no seeds, the the drink will not be spicy.
You will need to experiment to get the spicyness how you like it.
Don't count pepper slices. Look at the amount of seeds you are using.

Raspberry Lemonade

25oz Vodka
6oz Raspberry Liqeur
96oz Lemonade
Mix ingredients. Add vodka to taste.

Tropical Xtasy

25oz Rum
8oz Midori
8oz Peach Schnapps
24oz Pineapple Juice
24oz Orange Juice
24oz Sour Mix
24oz Cranberry Juice
Mix ingredients. Add rum to taste.

Blue Hawaiian

25oz Malibu
12oz Vodka
12oz Blue Curacao
80oz Pineapple Juice

Bahama Mama

25oz Rum
16oz Malibu Coconut Rum
12oz Grenadine
36oz Pineapple Juice
36oz Orange Juice

Melon Ball

25oz Vodka
12oz Midori Melon Liqeur
96oz Orange Juice
Mix ingredients. Add vodka and midori to taste.

Watermelon Enema

24oz Watermelon Pucker
12oz Vodka
4oz Grenadine
88oz Orange Juice

Watermelon Pucker

25oz Vodka
16oz Watermelon Pucker
96oz Lemonade
Add extra pucker and vodka to taste.
This recipe works with diet lemonade.

Raspberry Vanilla

12oz Vanilla Vodka
12oz Vodka
6oz Raspberry Liqeur
96oz Sprite
More raspberry seems like a good idea. It isn't.

Tropical Storm

25oz Light Rum
8oz Banana Liqeur
4oz Pineapple Juice
4oz Grenadine
96oz Orange Juice

La Bomba

25oz Tequila
6oz Triple Sec
48oz Pineapple Juice
48oz Orange Juice
4oz Grenadine
Mix ingredients. Add tequila and grenadine to taste.