Book of Sabbatologists

Old entries that were made before the signing function was disabled...

This is one fucked up Sabbath Site, Dude. I must have taken you forever to write all that shit.

Timmy

twwilcox@hotmail.com USA - Wednesday, September 26, 2001 at 11:43:36 (PDT)


Ned, I never heard your Realaudio clip of the Ozzy call-in before.. that was cool brother!

By the way, Ænema is by far the coolest Tool album!

++Captain Tripps++

The Walking Dude

captain-tripps@home.com USA - Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 10:26:40 (PDT)


Undertow is the best Tool CD.

Mr.Colepsy

netdemon@netdemon.com USA - Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 06:09:50 (PDT)


The light of the dark side shines on this site......

The Nightpainter

USA - Monday, July 02, 2001 at 15:50:55 (PDT)


Lifesh*t, you suck!

Coffee&Cigarettes

JEAntares@aol.com
Berea, OH USA - Friday, March, 30, 2001 at 23:46:48 (PDT)


Heh heh. You're pretty weird. I like Sabbath's music but making a religion out of it is too much for me! Well, I liked the Ned Flanders pix anyway.

Kevin the Turtle

olt2720@cup.edu, PA USA - Saturday, February 10, 2001 at 14:43:37 (PDT)


Yeah, all you "Sabbath" guys are such fans yet ^I^ was the Only One rolling decent tape on the Mother of ALL Concerts, The California Jam :o My California Jam Materials is being made into a fondly embraced Exhibit at the Ontario Museum of History and Art as we type.

Anyway, the Nuclear Warrior Theme Song IS the Mother of ALL Music anyway. We do Sabbath better than Sabbath. Fathom that! Scott :-)

Scott Lifshine

allhail31@aol.com
bronx, ny USA - Friday, February 09, 2001 at 23:28:32 (PDT)


Cool site--it's nice to see some cool people are left in this world--Sabbath headlining Ozzfest 2001,cool huh!!!!
Iommi's solo album rocks--Later Sabbathdad

Sabbathdad

HeavyMetalDad@webtv.net
Ocean City, Md USA - Friday, February 09, 2001 at 20:22:44 (PDT)


I need a new paradigm,
one that doesn't wear out
after 10 seconds;
the energy of unique newness.

I need a new outlook,
or a reality on the verge
of implosion;
a mobious strip existence.

Life was exciting
when there's no future,
never knowing
if the rockets' red glare would
crash the dance party.

Jim Antchovies

JEAntares@aol.Scum USA - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 20:20:20 (PDT)


I am NOT signing your guestbook, you bastard.
Bizzzzzzzzwhacko <spammyspamspam@spam.com>
USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 06:48:22 (PST)
Your mother does not approve of your website. When you come back to Princeton she's gonna' "spank" ya. I'd like to see her try.
Rachel Reidford
Princeton, IN USA - Monday, August 28, 2000 at 17:17:22 (PDT)
"RONNIE JAMES DIO" IS THE TRUE MASTER OF BLACK SABBATH! EVEN THOUGH HE WAS NOT THE FIRST SABBATH SINGER, IT DONT MATTER! DIO CAME IN IN A TIME WHEN METAL WAS REALY BORN! HE GAVE US HEAVEN AND THEN HELL. HE SHOW THE WORLD THE DEVIL SIGN! THE SABBATH EVIL SIGN! OZZY IS NOT GOD NEVER WAS. DIO IS GOD(AND THATS A FACT!) AND HE IS ALSO OUR LITTLE DEVIL! RONNIE JAMES DIO THE TRUE MASTER OF BLACK SABBATH!
rudy cuba machado <dio666_god@yahoomail.com>
miami, fl USA - Tuesday, August 15, 2000 at 17:41:06 (PDT)
Hey I loved your site. If you like a band who's similar to not only Sabbath, but Zeppelin, GN'R, Tesla, Great White and Cinderella as well, then check out the Minnesota-based, musically-devoted band RHYTHM CONVICTION at the website listed above...
Tank <litebluezmetal@usa.net>
Brooklyn Center, mn USA - Saturday, August 05, 2000 at 20:00:11 (PDT)
It's ok, I'm with the band.
Mortiiiiiisha
USA - Wednesday, July 19, 2000 at 07:54:08 (PDT)
This beauty of this site is simply breathtaking. I found myself openly weeping as I viewed all of the glorious artifacts. I asked myself "How did I get through so many years without this site" as I clutched for my box of Puffs Plus tissues. I am impatiently awaiting the Ronnie James Moe images.
Bone Machine <bonemachine@mindspring.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 12, 2000 at 12:34:09 (PDT)
Please include ME in your Fan Club, Ned!!! PS: Is there a picture of YOU somewhere around here? That's what I originally dropped by for :o Cheers! Scott I'm the biggest movie star in the World
Scott Lifshine <allhail31@aol.com>
NY USA - Sunday, July 09, 2000 at 20:21:06 (PDT)
If you like sabbath, check out Pantera at this great site. Pantera is todays equivelent to Black sABBATH. You may have seen them on the Reunion tour opening for Sabbath. THey are headlining the Ozzfest this year. THis is a great site. http://members.aol.com/Pantera789/index.html
Nick <scapegoat1014@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, June 11, 2000 at 21:33:42 (PDT)
Love the site! Please visit mine for all your home furnishing needs. Also try my homemade sausage. It's delicious and nutricious.
ED GIEN <skincouch@plainfield.org>
plainfield, wi USA - Saturday, June 03, 2000 at 22:39:40 (PDT)
You know I have never had anything against yellow skin color, but Ned Flanders gives me creeps. It is very unlikely that black would scare me off, but yellow - it's gross! Oh yeah, tomorrow's a Simpson day on telly. YAY!
Sani Anttila <sani_dude@hotmail.com>
You want the address to Mehhico or Finland?, USA, Finland - Saturday, May 06, 2000 at 11:11:52 (PDT)
I'm coming for you from the seventh star with dirty women while looking for today and killing myself to live on the bloody sabbath. FUCKER
little brother
heaven, in hell - Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 14:11:48 (PDT)
20 years ago sabbath called me to worship, and i did. 20 years later every note still moves me as it once did those many foggy years ago. you grow older but you never forget.
rockstad <thewrit99@aol.com>
ca USA - Sunday, March 26, 2000 at 17:06:17 (PST)
Hi Ned, hilarious, I love it!!! See ya' on a.m.b.s.
XtremeOne <crglass@mcleodusa.net>
Marion, Ia USA - Friday, March 03, 2000 at 06:41:30 (PST)
Dear Ned I would like to send you my deepest sympathy.Sorry to hear about the death of your wife Maude last weekand on the 30th anniversary of the release of Black Sabbath's first album.Well anyways my deepest sympathies.
Ryan McReynolds <Shock78RPM@aol.com>
Birch Run, Mi USA - Sunday, February 20, 2000 at 15:31:59 (PST)
Very cool dude!!!
Tyler and Shane McEllhiney
IN USA - Tuesday, February 01, 2000 at 15:07:28 (PST)
" HAIL ALMIGHTY OZ ' For Sabbath gave its only begotten son to the world. Were it could be saved from our sins. There will be no more tears, no more Warpigs no more killing yourself to live. Tomorrows dreams will be filled with changes no more wheels of confusion. we will be snowblind into the void, and sweetleaf smoke will rise into the hole in the sky. So come now children of the grave for the hand . of doom is upon us. who will you go turn to when its your time to die. day of judgement "SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH"
Wrongway <osiris13@worldnet.att.net>
louisville , ky OZ of A - Sunday, January 23, 2000 at 11:06:30 (PST)
There is not many of us who know what this band has meant to the world of music not to mention us personally. Your, After Forever, Garth
Garth Meadows <garthmeadows@cs.com>
Old Saybrook, CT USA - Saturday, January 01, 2000 at 10:34:06 (PST)
I have seen the almighty black sabbath and have hear the words of ozzy join the minions of sabbath
The Samurai <thamastersamurai@aol.com>
deep dark pit, 666 HELL - Wednesday, December 15, 1999 at 17:29:40 (PST)
I love Black Sabbath, I think this site has a very thoughtful mind Become one with Sabbath
Dan <soldsoul666@hotmail.com>
Santaquin, UT USA - Sunday, December 05, 1999 at 23:26:46 (PST)
Dear Father Flanders, I would like to join your cult so I can shoot heroin and listen to Hand Of Doom. And so I can bang Marge Simpson. This site ROCKS!!! Raddion
Raddion <raddion@aol.com>
Salem, Ct USA - Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 20:09:26 (PST)
I have loved your sabbalations since my dad has been sending them to me. My dad is Netdemon. Just so you know. Rock on
The Cow God <netdemonjr@netdemon.com>
Hastings-on-Hudson, NY USA, Damn right - Wednesday, November 03, 1999 at 14:09:46 (PST)
Was there when OZZY pissed on the Alamo and when he came to Germany 2 years ago!!!! And He´s Still a really cool dude. Forgive them, for they know not what they do. It´s all just in fun!
Renée Walker <renee.walker@t-online.de>
Sinsheim, Baden Württemburg Germany - Tuesday, November 02, 1999 at 12:09:11 (PST)
Your site sux dewd. What's this fellow sabbatologist crap, the MTMC has your address buddy......sorry, I have the flu.
Crawdion <satan@jason.org>
Waco, TX Hell - Thursday, October 28, 1999 at 09:08:08 (PDT)
I Love Black Sabbath I Worship Them Tripp Sabbath On
Ryan Haugen
Desoto, IA USA - Wednesday, October 27, 1999 at 07:41:24 (PDT)
Forgive my Ned for I have sinned against the Sabbath...
Jerry Fallwell <jfallwell@buttfuck.org>
- Tuesday, October 26, 1999 at 18:29:03 (PDT)
http://www.mc.hik.se/~jr22ab/BS/BSintro.html check it out and spread the word if you please...
triches <jr22ab@mc.hik.se>
Kalmar, Sweden - Thursday, October 21, 1999 at 12:24:08 (PDT)
Hey you pilgrims of sabbocracy ! I am the greatest Sabbath fan in Belgium and hope the living myth will not become a dead one. Why did Ozzy came back ? To close the doors of the survivors ? I always thought that Sabbath (whatever the line-up) would be able to reach 20 studio albums. It will stay at 18. I don't understand why people find Sabbath without Ozzy so bad. I really enjoyed Dio, Gillian, Martin's voices and they've add something to the Sabbath style that Ozzy could not even think about. Listening to Headless Cross, Zero the Hero or After All (The Dead)is as joyful to me as listening to Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Paranoid or Iron Man !
Delpâture, Genseric <genseric@swing.be>
Péronnes, Belgium - Tuesday, October 19, 1999 at 12:12:47 (PDT)
Cool site. I have the same newspaper clippings and ticket stubs from Evansville,IN and Louisville,KY. OZZY RULES!
Allen Harms <SIXSTRINGGUN@webtv.net>
Mt. Carmel, IL USA - Saturday, October 09, 1999 at 21:52:33 (PDT)
yeah what up g's peace I be out check out my album ain't nuttin butta dogin me
snoop dog
compton, ca USA - Wednesday, October 06, 1999 at 13:15:26 (PDT)
Very cool site,lots of imagination. Flanders & Sabbath=hilarious. Sabbath & Ozzy RULE!!! Keep on ROCKIN!!!
Fred
NJ USA - Sunday, September 05, 1999 at 20:56:32 (PDT)
Very clever. Nicely done. Volume 4 is most choice.
Ken <kwayne@jobe.net>
MO USA - Thursday, August 26, 1999 at 22:56:31 (PDT)
Hey I thought you were a holy roller! haa Come worship with us, your rock! I like Ozzy Ozbourne also!! Be cool dood! Joey
joey crosby WE ROCK!! < BJCrosby11@aol.com>
North Myrtle Beach, SC USA - Sunday, August 15, 1999 at 15:11:59 (PDT)
Ned Flanders RULES! Did he ever fill in for Tony Martin or Glenn Hughes? How about his work on the "Born Again" CD?
†Wicked World† <black-sabbath@neo.rr.com>
Barberton, OH USA - Saturday, August 14, 1999 at 10:11:41 (PDT)
THIs Is A tWisteD site BrOthEr Ned .... KeEp Up tHe GooD wOrK....... LoNg lIvE Ned ..... OnE sUggEstiOn thOUgh ..... Put Ned On A LivE EvIl CovEr .... lol
chuck1972 <chuck-chuck1972@webtv.net>
NJ USA - Friday, August 13, 1999 at 22:35:50 (PDT)
Ozzy is God
Darrin
USA - Saturday, July 24, 1999 at 19:48:45 (PDT)
Homer wants to kick your ass but I showed him your site and he changed his mind. Good job and keep on Rockin'
ace trace <acetrace@ameritech.net>
cicero, Il USA - Thursday, July 22, 1999 at 14:27:44 (PDT)
Rob Zombie Kicks Ass
The Fuckin Man Damnit !!!
Dickson, TN - Sunday, June 06, 1999 at 22:29:04 (PDT)
I want to see Flanders on the cover of Cross Purposes
Casey <caseyw@powerweb.net>
Mayberry, USA - Tuesday, June 01, 1999 at 16:03:59 (PDT)
I love your site man!! I really hope you add more to it.. heh heh!!-Bob
Bob Jacobs <vitality@inet.net>
Philadelphia, PA. USA - Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 11:45:15 (PDT)
Great work!! Go, Ned Flanders, go! I really liked the pictures and I have bookmarked your page! Great!! :-D Have a great day! - Egon, Sweden
The Egg and the Heavy Smurf <egge@hem.passagen.se>
PItea, -- Sweden - Monday, May 17, 1999 at 17:14:47 (PDT)
who's your daddy¿
big boy 3:16
USA -
ya , what leland said. what????
BIG mike
van down by the river, intoxication USA -
Wow~ Cool~
'ripper' rocka <rocka@mirero21.co.kr>
Korea -
Loved the pics.Very funny.Sabbath and the Simpsons~great combination~best enjoyed with a little SWEET LEAF.....ha ha ha
Leland
USA -
I must say, Sabotage is probably the most hilarious album cover. For some reason, Dee stopped loading w/ about 10% more to go. Is that you playing, btw? I learned to play the song as well. Anyway, may the soul of Ned continue to haunt and terrorize us, whether through chantings of Okily-dokily or through "Paranoid".
Randy Chang <coldcutt@uclink4.berkeley.edu>
Berkeley, CA USA -
Pretty goddamn funny dude
Hugh G. Rection
USA -
Rockit Ned, Could'nt load Dee for some reason but the rest of the images were a blast! See ya in the funny papers.
turdwiggler <davetrie@ix.netcom.com>
Kentcounty, Mi USA -
I have seen the face of God
Dick Boner <dick_boner@boneu.com>
USA -
Hey Ned your site really rocks! Let's party!
Bill Clinton <president@whitehouse.gov>
Washington, DC USA - Sunday, January 10, 1999 at 12:31:45 (PST)