As revealed to 
Ned Flanders
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
The path of the Sabbath man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil. Blessed is he how in the name of Sabbatology and good riffs shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his Sabbath brother's keeper, and the father of Children of the Grave. And I will strike down thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to destroy my Sabbath brother. And they shall know my name is Ned when I raise my vengeance upon them.
