Chapter 1
001:001 The Sabbalation of Geezer, which Ozzy gave unto him,
to shew unto
his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and
signified it by his deamon unto his servant Ned:
001:002 Who bare record of the word of Ozzy, and of the testimony
of
Geezer, and of all things that he saw.
001:003 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words
of this
prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the
time is
at hand.
001:004 Ned to the seven Churches of Sabbatology which are on
the
Internet: Ozzy be unto you, and peace signs, from him which is, and
which
was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before
his
throne;
001:005 And from Geezer, who is the faithful witness, and the
first
begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the Sabbath. Unto
him
that rocked us, and rolled us from our sins in his own blood,
001:006 And hath made us kings and priests unto Ozzy and Tony; to him
be
glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
001:007 Behold, he cometh with crowds; and every evil eye shall
see him,
and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the Sabbath shall
wail
because of him. Even so, Amen.
001:008 I am Ironman, the beginning and the ending, saith the
Ozzy, which
is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty Sabbath.
001:009 I Ned, who also am your Sabbath brother, and companion
in
tripulation, and in Usenet and patience of Geezer, was in the isle
that is
called England, for the word of Ozzy, and for the testimony of Geezer.
001:010 I was in the Spirit on the Ozzfest day, and heard behind
me a
great voice, as of a Gibson SG,
001:011 Saying, I am Ironman, the first and the last: and, What
thou
seest, write in a post, and send it unto the seven Churches of Sabbatology
which are on the Internet; unto Jonathan, and unto Raddion, and unto
Crawdad.
001:012 And I turned to see the voice that sang with me. And being turned,
I saw seven golden drumsticks;
001:013 And in the midst of the seven drumsticks one like unto
the Son of
Sabbath, clothed with a fringed garment down to the foot, and girt
about
the paps with a golden microphone.
001:014 His head and his hairs were black like steel, as dark
as Night;
and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
001:015 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in
a furnace;
and his voice as the sound of many deamons.
001:016 And he had in his right hand the seven stars: and out
of his mouth
went a sharp two edged guitar: and his countenance was as the Moon
shineth
in his strength.
001:017 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he
laid his
right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the
last
in line:
001:018 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive
for
evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death and of D minor.
001:019 Post the things which thou hast seen, and the things which
are,
and the things which shall be hereafter;
001:020 The mystery of the Seven stars which thou sawest in my
right hand,
and the seven golden drumsticks. The seven stars are the deamons of
the
seven Churches of Sabbatology: and the seven drumsticks which thou
sawest
are the seven Churches of Sabbatology.