Chapter 2
002:001 Unto the deamon of the church of Sabbatology write;
These things
singith he that holdeth the seven stars in his right hand, who mosh
in the
midst of the seven golden drumsticks;
002:002 I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and
how thou
canst not bear them which are live evil: and thou hast tried them which
say
they are apostles of Sabbatology, and are not, and hast found them
liars:
002:003 And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name's sake
hast
laboured, and hast not fainted.
002:004 Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou
hast left
thy first love.
002:005 Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent,
and do
the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove
thy
drumstick out of his arse, except thou repent.
002:006 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the
Martinarinos, which I also hate.
002:007 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Geezer saith
unto the
Churches of Sabbatology; To him that overcometh will I give to eat
of the
microdot of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of Ozzy.
002:008 And unto the angel of the Church of Sabbatology write;
These
things singith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive;
002:009 I know thy works, and tripulation, and poverty, (but thou
art
rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Sabbatologists,
and are not, but are the synagogue of Trollers.
002:010 Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold,
the
devil shall cast some of you into the mosh pit, that ye may be tried;
and
ye shall have tripulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and
I will
give thee a crown of Sabbath.
002:011 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Geezer saith
unto the
Church of Sabbatology; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the
second
death of Sabbath.
002:012 And to the angel of the Church of Sabbatology write; These
things
singith he which hath the guitar with two edges;
002:013 I know thy works, and where thou dwellest, even where
Satan's seat
is: and thou holdest fast my name, and hast not denied my faith, even
in
those days wherein Martin was my faithful martyr, who was slain among
you,
where Satan dwelleth.
002:014 But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there
them
that hold the doctrine of Ned, who taught Raddion to cast a stumbling
block
before the children of the sea, to eat things sacrificed unto Eternal
Idols, and to commit fornication, YEA!,
002:015 So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Psuedo
Sabbath, which thing I hate.
002:016 Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will
fight
against them with the sword of my guitar.
002:017 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Geezer saith
unto the
Church of Sabbatology; To him that overcometh will I give to smoke
of the
sweet leaf, and will give him a Sabbath stone, and in the stone a new
name
written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.
002:018 And unto the daemon of the Church of Sabbatology write;
These
things saith the Son of Ozzy, who hath his evil eyes like unto a flame
of
fire, and his feet are like boots of lead;
002:019 I know thy works, and chords, and scales, and faith, and
thy
patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.
002:020 Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou
sufferest that woman Moonflower, which calleth herself a prophetess,
to
teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things
sacrificed unto Eternal Idols.
002:021 And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and
she
repented not.
002:022 Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit
adultery
with her into great tripulation, except they repent of their deeds.
002:023 And I will kill her children with death; and all the Churches
of
Sabbatology shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts:
and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.
002:024 But unto you I say, and unto the rest in alt.music.Black-Sabbath,
as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths
of
Satan, as they speak of the devil; I will put upon you none other burden.
002:025 But that which ye have already hold fast till I come.
002:026 And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the
end, to him
will I give power over the news group:
002:027 And he shall rule them with a guitar of iron; as the vessels
of a
potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.
002:028 And I will give him the seventh star.
002:029 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Geezer saith
unto the
Church of Sabbatology.