Not so famous quotes

1. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and 

well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out 

and loudly proclaiming, "Who-ha, what a ride!!"

2. "I just love the sound of a push rod motor."  As opposed too what?

3. "The last time I joined an organization, they gave me a gun and sent me 35,000 miles from home.

4. "What could happen."

5. "Looks like Egg Harbor weather."

6. "Not on my watch."

7. "Martinis are like boobs. One is not enough and three are too many."

8. "Let me get this right. You watch cars go in a circle, for how many times? And you pay attention?"

9. "Maintaining harmony within the marriage lies some where between suicide and homicide."

10."Its what I do!"

11."Best ride I've ever had"

12."It was a little sloppy out there"

13."NO DIVING"

14."If you can go home and pull a $100 bill out, flush it down the toilet and if that doesn't bother you, then boating is for you".

15."The best ever!"  

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