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quotes[0]='There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.
Douglas Everett'
quotes[1]='You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
Eric Hoffer'
quotes[2]='No tendency is quite so strong in human nature as the desire to lay down rules of conduct for other people.
William Howard Taft'
quotes[3]='Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value.
Albert Einstein'
quotes[4]='The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.
Hungarian Proverb'
quotes[5]='Democracy can withstand anything but Democrats.
J Harshaw'
quotes[6]='A liberal is a person whose interests aren\'t at stake, at the moment.
Willis Player'
quotes[7]='The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
Plutarch'
quotes[8]='It\'s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain'
quotes[9]='As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Andrew Carnegie'
quotes[10]='Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
David Henry Thoreau'
quotes[11]='Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Yiddish Proverb'
quotes[12]='Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
Andre Gide'
quotes[13]='The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
Baltasar Gracian'
quotes[14]='The world has the habit of making room for the man whose actions show that he knows where he is going.
Napoleon Hill'
quotes[15]='The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities; but to know someone here and there who thinks and feels with us, and though distant, is close to us in spirit - this makes the earth for us an inhabited garden.
Goethe'
quotes[16]='Do the things you know, and you shall learn the truth you need to know.
George Macdonald'
quotes[17]='For everything you have missed, you have gained something else.
Ralph Emerson'
quotes[18]='Don\'t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don\'t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus'
quotes[19]='I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Chinese Proverb'
quotes[20]='We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it.
William Osler'
quotes[21]='Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit softly.
Theodore Roosevelt'
quotes[22]='If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor.
Henry Kissinger'
quotes[23]='Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them.
Washington Irving'
quotes[24]='When an affliction happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or you defeat it...
Rosalind Russell'
quotes[25]='There\'s a basic human weakness inherent in all people which tempts them to want what they can\'t have and not want what is readily available to them.
Robert J. Ringer'
quotes[26]='What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
George Carlin'
quotes[27]='Don\'t argue with a fool. The spectators can\'t tell the difference.
Carles Nalin'
quotes[28]='$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 - by which time it will be worth nothing.
Robert A. Heinlein'
quotes[29]='"Come to the edge," he said. They said, "We are afraid." "Come to the edge," he said. They came. He pushed them, and they flew.
Apollinaire'
quotes[30]='If the grass is greener in the other fellow\'s yard - let him worry about cutting it.
Fred Allen'
quotes[31]='Man is certainly stark mad; He cannont make a flea, yet he makes gods by the dozens.
Montaigne'
quotes[32]='One of the greatest labour saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
Vincent T. Foss'
quotes[33]='The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them.
Robert Frost'
quotes[34]='You don\'t win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his.
General Patton'
quotes[35]='Growth for the sake of growth is the ideaology of the cancer cell.
Edward Abbey'
quotes[36]='You can\'t change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.
Anon'
quotes[37]='Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about things, great minds talk about ideas.
Eleanor Roosevelt'
quotes[38]='Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Dennis Wholey'
quotes[39]='I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Jane Wagner'
quotes[40]='Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students.
Author Unknown'
quotes[41]='Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Emerson'
quotes[42]='The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
Wilson Mizner'
quotes[42]='When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
Maslow'
quotes[43]='If you\'re going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill'
quotes[44]='Before you judge me, take a look at you. Can\'t you find something better to do? Point the finger, slow to understand; arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand.
Unknown'
quotes[45]='Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde'
quotes[46]='When we are released from the expectations our names, voices, and looks hold, we are free to be ourselves, the people on the inside.
Andrea Lipman'
quotes[47]='I live as I choose or I will not live at all.
Dolores O\'Riordan'
quotes[48]='Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy'
quotes[49]='I love mankind, it\'s people I can\'t stand.
Charles Schultz'
quotes[50]='Life is tough. It\'s tougher when you\'re stupid.
John Wayne'
quotes[51]='Use what talents you possess. The woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.
Henry Van Dyke'
quotes[52]='There\'s a thin line between pleasing yourself and pleasing somebody else.
Gerard McHugh'
quotes[53]='Tolerance of the intolerant is a difficult task that the times asks of us.
John Irving'
quotes[54]='Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I many not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
William Arthur Ward'
quotes[55]='I don\'t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
Javan'
quotes[56]='I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will.
H.D. Thoreau'
quotes[57]='Never do anything against conscience, even if the state demands it.
Albert Einstein'
quotes[58]='The mainstream is so polluted with lies, once you are wet it\'s hard to get dry.
Ani DiFranco'
quotes[59]='The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.
Theordore H White'
quotes[60]='Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
D.H. Lawrence'
quotes[61]='I think there\'s an inner geek in all of us, especially me. Besides, haven\'t you noticed? The dweebs are running the world.
Brenden Fraser'
quotes[62]='To sit alone with my conscience will be judgement enough for me.
Charles William Stubbs'
quotes[63]='I just wanna be who I wanna be. Guess it\'s hard for others to see.
Dexter Holland'
quotes[64]='The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
Ralph W. Sockman'
quotes[65]='None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Goethe'
quotes[66]='My definintion of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
Adlai Ewing Stevenson'
quotes[67]='The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
Samuel Johnson'
quotes[68]='All I want to know is who\'s the man that looked at a cow and said "I think I\'ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them."
Calvin and Hobbes '
quotes[69]='I don\'t give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it is hell.
Harry Truman'
quotes[70]='You\'d PAY to know what you REALLY think.
Dobbs'
quotes[71]='The "C" students run the world.
Harry Truman'
quotes[72]='Never forget, that only dead fish swim with the stream.
Malcolm Muggeridge'
quotes[73]='Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Confucius'
quotes[74]='People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Rousseau'
quotes[75]='Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow money to do it.
Artemus Ward'
quotes[76]='When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
Chinese Proverb'
quotes[77]='Time\'s fun when you\'re having flies.
Kermit the Frog'
quotes[78]='I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome'
quotes[79]='There\'s nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear.
Daniel Dennett'
quotes[80]='Why doesn\'t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Unknown'
quotes[81]='If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Robert X. Cringely'
quotes[82]='For centuries to come, many years will pass.
Pat Paulsen'
quotes[82]='Even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then.
Unknown'
quotes[83]='If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Einstein'
quotes[84]='The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
Abraham Lincoln'
quotes[85]='A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. \'I reckon,\' he said, with a twinkle in his eye, \'It\'s because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
Dorothea Kent'
quotes[86]='A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn\'t look like an elephant.
Unknown'
quotes[87]='I got a dog and named him "Stay". Now, I go "Come here, Stay!". After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn\'t move at all.
Jack Handy'
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