"The
only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." |
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989) |
LAST UPDATED: JULY 10,
2003
I
LOVE YOU APPLE BLOSSOM / PRINCESS / PEANUT !
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LAST UPDATED: JULY 10,
2003 |
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I
LOVE YOU APPLE BLOSSOM / PRINCESS / PEANUT ! |
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| VIEW SOME DIGITAL CAMCORDER STILL PICTURE GOODNESS | ||
| I decided to take some pictures with my camera, you've been warned | ||
| I'M A GANGSTER, HERE'S THE PROOF | ||
| BLACK PEOPLE HATE ME, BUT I LOVE THEM! | ||
| OOOOH, THAT PIE LOOKS GOOD! | ||
| THE SMARTEST MAN THAT HAS EVER LIVED? | ||
| WANT TO SEE MY BRAND NEW CAR? (this is a joke) | ||
| PICTURE OF MY 1984 HONDA CIVIC! (not a joke) | ||
| ANOTHER PICTURE OF MY 1984 HONDA CIVIC! | ||
| A THIRD PICTURE OF MY 1984 HONDA CIVIC! | ||
| THE RAT KILLED POOH! SAY IT AIN'T SO! | ||
| MY FAVORITE HAT THAT I GOT FROM MUNICH | ||
| SPARKY, THE EVILEST/COOLEST DOG EVER | ||
| WANT TO SEE MY PAINTING OF A ROBOT? | ||
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| LYRICIST/FORMER LEAD SINGER FOR THE JACKSONIANS | ||
| SONGS WRITTEN BY SEAN CULLEN: "Amy", "Hammered Dulcimer", "The Children of a New Revolution", "The Get-up Song", "Doo doo doo, Who are You?", "You, Who're You?", "Pan, Peter... Lost Boy (aka Petey Pan's Resume)", "The Lookout Man", "Debaser Eraser (B. Francis)" | ||
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| SOME INFORMATION ABOUT ME | ||
| ALIASES: Sear, Raoul, Yancey, Cullen, Cully, Sullen Sean Cullen, Seany Boy, Seen, Best Buy Retail Drone, robogaytard | ||
| LOCATION: Bear, Delaware (not in 19720, the 90210 of DE) | ||
| HOBBIES: Finding new hobbies, being with my sweetheart | ||
| FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Golden Girls, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, The Critic, South Park, NewsRadio, Ed, The West Wing, any Adult Swim cartoon, SportsNight, King of the Hill | ||
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| Sean Cullen is a man, a man with a job at Best Buy. Did I mention the chants or the trench coats? Confused? So am I... Have I told you about the fireworks and flamingos? You'll know soon enough... | ||
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| RANDOM QUOTES (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) | ||
| "nudge, nudge, wink, wink, subtle, subtle" | ||
| "Please be aware of my banana-like texture." | ||
| "Cornerstone... Reloaded!" | ||
| "465, the beast from the east!" | ||
| "Children of Best Buy, Children of a New Revolution!" | ||
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| MUSIC THAT EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO | ||
| White Stripes - White Stripes, De Stijl, White Blood Cells, Elephant | ||
| Radiohead - The Bends, O.K. Computer, Hail to the Thief | ||
| Weezer - Weezer (The Blue Album), Pinkerton | ||
| Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot | ||
| Pixies - Everything you can get your hands on! | ||
| anything by the Beatles, the Beach Boys, Elvis, or the Kinks | ||
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| BOOKS I RECOMMEND THAT EVERYONE READ | ||
| Fight Club and Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| Rebel Without a Crew by Robert Rodriguez | ||
| Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut | ||
| Fletch Won by Gregory McDonald | ||
| Penn Quill 2003: Never Forget edited by Sean Cullen | ||
| Worst-Case Scenerio Survival Handbook: Work | ||
| Best-Case Scenerio Survival Handbook | ||
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| PATTIES OR LINKS? HERE'S SOME OTHER SITES | ||
| HERE'S MY APPLE BLOSSOM'S WEB SITE | ||
| CHEESE FACTORY PRODUCTIONS AKA CHILD-FRIENDLY PORN | ||
| MY FAVORITE TWENTY MOVIES OF ALL TIME | ||
| MY DVD COLLECTION (HAVEN'T BOUGHT ONE IN A WHILE) |