So, I just bought a townhouse for myself, in Eagan.

And of course all my friends have been asking where exactly the new place is going to be, because I'll be moving a lot closer to where most of them live.

"Just off of Blackhawk Avenue," I said to two of my co-workers, both of whom happened to be women. "There's a whole townhouse complex there, and mine is one of the beige ones...my patio is right next to the road." And since I pretty much live for showing off how witty I can be, I also added brightly, "That's where I'll be doing all my nude sunbathing." And waited for the inevitable laugh.

Long silence.

Like I said, "witty". Just kidding, of course. Though I doubt they'll take that chance...

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