Well, it stands to reason [6/9]
Some words of advice [6/12]
That's two less people ever going down my street [6/28]
I'm kind of weird about things touching my eye, okay? [7/7]
A shower revelation [7/13]
Sean Sandquist, super-athlete [7/28]
Warning, reading this will spoil the ending of Das Boot! [8/9]
Sean Sandquist, ladies' man [8/23]
"S" as in "stupid" [8/26]
It could be genetic [9/9]
Don't end a sentence in a preposition, either [10/1]
Sean Sandquist, super-athlete, part II [10/18]
The worst day of work ever [10/29]
A different philosophy [11/20]

Happy holidays [1/1]
So it's all right, he came out okay after all [1/10]
Purple pride [1/17]
Victory is sweet [1/25]
Oh no, not this topic again [2/7]
But I was here first [3/21]
Pittsburgh, Philadelphia [3/26]
Damn, not another Illinois Avenue! [4/10]
Pretty fly for a white guy [4/19]
Duel with the Green Avenger [6/3]
Sean finds a cause [6/29]
Hardware 101 by Sean [7/14]
The Wrath of Sean [9/12]
It figures that this would happen [9/16]
Flashback [10/11]
I'm quite the considerate boyfriend [10/18]
In case you don't get it, look it up on IMDb [11/15]
Christmas shopping '99 [12/05]
Dekakiloquotidian [12/08]
A final word [12/30]

Memo [1/6]
Something to think about [1/12]
Minnesota gets Rammed [1/16]
Grocery shopping with Sean [1/19]
This article mentions Natalie Portman [2/23]
Sean rants [2/29]
Wasted advertising dollars [3/5]
An afternoon at the ballpark [6/11]
Sean's new favorite show [6/16]
Signs pointing to the asylum [6/19]
The eternal struggle of good versus evil [6/27]
Another summer squandered [6/30]
Something funnny going on [7/12]
Sean is an idiot, reason #847 [7/17]
Somebody stole my washcloth [8/3]
Sean and Cindy go to the Fair [9/4]
Final score: Wisconsin 27, Oregon 23 [9/11]
Sean hits .600 [10/15]
Sean wins a prize [10/26]
Lunch lexicology [11/3]
Election Day 2000 [11/6]
Sean is an idiot, reason #910 [12/7]
Think of the cool gadgets that could come with that hat [12/9]
Geek weekend [12/11]

Another flashback [1/1]
Sean's devious plans revealed [1/29]
Scaring the coworkers, again [2/2]
Sean cleans his rug [2/12]
The pot and the kettle [2/20]
Also playing was "Fnord" [4/22]
Another way to avoid exercise [4/26]
Next week, on "Cops" [5/15]
My brother [5/25]
Sean's nightmare [8/9]
Sean has an epiphany [8/23]
They usually take it away after a week or so [10/22]
Warning: This one is really stupid [11/25]
Sean makes an observation [12/5]

About that one cat [2/20]
Sean's crusade [3/20]
We still play games with twenty-sided dice [5/31]
Just married [6/29]