Sean Sandquist: Home Page of a Random Guy 16 September 1999

It figures that this would happen

This is something I just read, off of the ABCNEWS.com news website:

[Physicist David] Melville is preoccupied with what he regards as the most dangerous event in human history: an experiment, scheduled for November, at the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, N.Y. Brookhaven has a device, called the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider, that has the world's physicists tremendously excited. Scientists believe they can use the collider to duplicate the conditions that prevailed milliseconds after the Big Bang, when the universe consisted of a primordial soup called the quark-gluon plasma....The only problem, according to David Melville's panicky e-mail, is that, "It has been theorized by Steven Hawking that from this quark-gluon plasma other forms of matter are also produced. The most dangerous being a black hole."

Should this occur, according to Melville, "The black hole would first eat its way down toward the center of Earth and consume from the inside out. It would not be a good time to be around to see this. In the end ALL of Earth would be consumed."

That's just swell. Just when I've finally found a girlfriend.

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