Portland Cacophony Society - SantaCon 2001

Portland Cacophony Society
SantaCon 2001
Page Two - More Santas

1-Start/ 3-Lyons Gym/ 4-Mad Max/ 5-The Night/ 6-Gifts and Others/ 7-The End

Subj: [pdx-cacophony] 12:50 Update Date: 12/15/01 12:54:04 PM Pacific Standard Time Santa arrives en mass. Mochas Windex and cheer. Prepared to travel south for loud booming sounds. Santa Cupcake describes Santi protocol and travel plans. Starting of cheer. Smack refused by many naughty children.

And then there was Mad Dog and Beef Jerky.

Wm, looking for more Windex at the liquor store.

Subj: [pdx-cacophony] 1:50 Update Date: 12/15/01 1:56:56 PM Pacific Standard Time Santa invaded Pioneer Square for tubas. Since they were late, Santi decided alcohol sounded better than loud booming noises. Santa met Santa at Starbucks and handed smack across the crowded room. Grinch Starbucks managet dudn't like Santa and kicked them out. So we sang dirty carols at him outside the door. We now are on the Max headed to the bar. "ho" "Santa saw Elvis." "Santa is Elvis," "Santa seen stripping on Max."