Too Many Too (Whoops!). Also, monkeys rule...

I have too many websites.

I am, like, a website-creating junkie. I probably need professional help, but I don't know where to begin to even think about getting it.

Sephage.com
I fell as though I've been neglecting poor old Sephage.com lately. This is the website that started it all (unless you count the old-tyme FourWood website, which technically came first). And it was with this website that I started "blogging" before there was even such a thing as blogging. Whoops! I'm old....

2WineDudes.com
The great thing about 2WineDudes.com is that I built it in one day, and it's needed very little changes since that time. The graphics provided the inspiration for my wine blog as well, so I must've been onto something (or ON something?) when I put that one together. It continues to generate business for me which I have to turn down because I've got no time available. Whoops!

1WineDude.com
This sucker has been, well, sucking up all of my time lately (but hopefully hasn't been sucking in general). I save my better writing for 1WineDude.com. I've been trying to make 'passive income' from that blog. I've made about $10, I think, in 3 months. Whoops!

Myspace.com/Sephage
Also getting neglected is the obligatory MySpace music page. About once a week I log onto MySpace, approve a bunch of friend requests, and log off. Very occasionally, I will leave a comment (usually for Mike Tobias) or seek out someone cool to be my friend, like Zane Lamprey, who for reasons I cannot fathom I still like even though he has stolen the job that I was probably born to do. Maybe I like him because of the monkey? Maybe I'm too old for the social networking revolution (whoops...).

twitter.com/1WineDudeReview
Thankfully this one is a breeze. I type a wine review in. People subscribe. I only get 140 characters. I keep tasting after I write the review. I get drunk. Whoops!

http://www.openwineconsortium.org/profile/JoeRoberts
This is, like, the last straw. I was member #20-something at this facebook-for-wine-types site. They're up to about 250 members - in a week! Yet another Inbox for me to check. Whoops!