GOVERNMENT INSPECTOR

 A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm."

 The old farmer said "You better not go in that field."

 The Ag representative said in a "wise" tone, "I have the authority of 
the U. S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

 So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the Rep at every step.

 The old farmer called out:

Thanks for the visit; hope you enjoyed it!

Background music: I couldn't find a song about a Government Inspector on the run so you'll just have to settle for Tom T Hall's Fox on the Run.