New Hospital Wing 

Recently in Detroit, when a hospital panel, made up of doctor's, was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, this is what happened.... 

The allergists voted to scratch it. 

The dermatologists preferred no rash moves. 

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. 

The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. 

The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. 

The parasitologists said, "well, if you encyst." 

The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!" 

The pediatricians said, "grow up." 

The psychiatrists thought it was madness. 

The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. 

The radiologists could see right through it. 

The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow. 

The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter." 

The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward. 

The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. 

But the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. 

The new wing didn't fly!

~author unknown~

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