NOTES TO THE MILKMAN

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."

"Please leave an extra pint of paralyzed milk."

"Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds
keep pecking the tops off the milk."

"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a
baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."

"Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a
dozen pints, but the other way round."

"When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake
me because I want you 'to give me a hand to turn the mattress."

My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it
before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle."

"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby
two months old and did not know about it until a neighbor told me."

"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one
pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays
when I don't want any milk."

"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean
tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"

"No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he
is dead until further notice."

Background music is really an oldie, titled Milk Cow Blues, performed by Elvis.

Thanks for the visit; hope you got at least one chuckle from this.

Larry D