STUCK ON YOU

Well it all started back 
About a week or two 
I bought this instant Wonder Glue. 
I'd seen it work on TV and I just had to try me some.

Well when I got home 
I spilled the stuff 
And I reached for a towel to wipe it up, 
And that towel stuck to my hand like another thumb. 

And as if that wasn't trouble enough,  
Here come Rover chasing Fluff, 

And that cat jumped up 
And stuck right to my knee. 

(He doesn't have a knee!)

Well I reached down to hold the dog away 
And I touched his ear and that's where my hand stayed 
And he lit out a yelping dragging the cat and me.

Well running through the house 
We knocked the bird cage down 

And the parakeet got loose and was flying all around 
And finally landed and stuck to the top of my head 

And I was tryin' to be careful, but I just wasn't able 
And we were stickin' to ashtrays, lamps n tables 
And I was wishin' that I had bought a roll 
Of Duct Tape instead.

Well I finally fell exhausted into a chair 
And then you came in and found me there 
With the bird on my head and my hand on the dog 
And the cat stuck to my knee, 

And you said the scene looked 
Heaven sent that I looked like a man perfectly content 
A regular St. Francis of Asissi.
And before I could stop you, You laid a big kiss on me. 

Now Honey, I'm stuck on you. 
Yes I'm stuck on you, 
I'm stuck to the dog 
And stuck to the cat 
And stuck to the parakeet too. 

Ever since I bought that tube of 
Instant Wonder Glue 
Everything has stuck on me 
And now I'm stuck on you.

Well I got to thinkin' sittin' there that day. 
How did they make that stuff anyway, 
I mean there must be workers 
Stuck all over the factory. 

I bet there's shoes on the floor and shirts on the walls 
And hat's on the ceiling and all up and down the halls 
Why just gettin' this stuff in the tube 
Has got to be a miracle to see.

Now if we could ever make it to the telephone 
And get the paramedics out to our home 
Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog 
And the cat and the parakeet 

And as soon as we're all healed up enough 
We're gonna  sneak into the plant where they make that stuff 
And for revenge we'll put instant Wonder Glue 
On all their toilet seats

 
Hee Hee Hee ...


Until then I'm stuck on you, 
Yes I'm stuck on you, 
I'm stuck to the dog 
And stuck to the cat 
And stuck to the parakeet too. 

Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue 
Everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you. 
Ohhh, I'm stuck on you, yes I'm stuck on you. 
I'm stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat 
And stuck to the parakeet too. 

Ever since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue 
Everything has stuck on me and now I'm stuck on you.

If you hadn't guessed by now, this zany number was done by Ray Stevens

I'm Stuck On You

Thanks for the visit; hope you enjoyed this bit of zaniness!