Jedi Girl
She's
not a Vulcan or a Klingon
but
the girl can truly bring on
an
ass kickin’ lightsaber fight
She’s
not a saint or a demon
When
the lords of evil invade
or
a Jawa has the need to be saved
she
will slice and cauterize those heinous knights
even
in a scrappy dogfight
If
the deathstar’s up and running
you
can bet that she’ll be gunning
and
she’ll knock your fighter out of this world
She
could tame the wildest Dewback
or
kill ya with a thumbtack
she’s
a little Jedi girl
When
a star destroyer starts to engage
or
a Wookiie rips some arms out in rage
she
will blast those trooper bastards till they’re fried
never
joining with the dark side
Not
a wampa or a gundark
or
a psycho sithy monarch
could
shake her solid focus and will
I’m
not saying she is faultless
or
her astromech is harmless
But
she’s a wicked jedi girl
In
a galaxy far far away
with
an emperor whose probably gay
seducing
evil men into his life
did
you notice that he never had a wife
When
hope just seems to fade
light
sabers been pureed
and
all her confidence is shot
she
won’t be giving in
she’ll
suck it up and give it all she’s got
She’s
been to Tatooine and Dantooine
some
wretched hives and nasty scenes
looking
for some imperial rats
She
loves to ride her speeder
and
she’ll never be a breeder
‘cause
Yoda doesn’t cotton to that
when
the evil sith lords invade
and
the battle droids put up a blockade
it
won’t be long till droid parts start to fly
you’ll
be wishing you were on her side
If
her padawan is cocky
she’ll
knock him off his blocky
she’s
a little jedi girl
when
the jedi temple crumbled
she
was itchin’ for a rumble
cause
shes a little jedi girl
Lyrics written by T. Randolph Scott