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Considering that the world's population now is
you are one of a very select minority, consisting of those who have had the privilege of perusing this stuff.
I suppose you are wondering
what the heck is a Skitt?
Well, there really ain't no such animal. My original "nick" was
Skitterbug — you know, the long-legged insect that walks on water, also
known as the water-strider, but since my attempts to duplicate that
feat invariably ended rather embarrassingly, I decided to do any
further skittering strictly in cyber-land. I am sure it was just a
minor flaw in my technique that prevented me from achieving greatness
as "The Human Skitterbug". Not relishing the guffaws and ridicule that
rewarded my futile attempts, I decided against any further development
of my potential. Thus, "Skitterbug" became just plain "Skitt". Who
wants to be a bug, anyway!
But enough about ME.
Let's talk about YOU!
Do YOU realize that the overwhelming majority of people have more than the average number of legs? A staggering fact, isn't it!
And do YOU really care to know any more about me? Of course not! But if you do, click here.
Seriously, why are you reading this? Oh well,
since you have gotten this far, it would be a shame to not give you the chance
to fritter away some more of your time on the net — let's see which picture below do you think might be most descriptive of my
characteristics.
