9.30.2004

Valentines you can use


Instructions: Cut out picture. Give to cute girl. Sit back and accept the love. Cash check, remind Uncle Abe he's a prick.

9.22.2004

They Said It

From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

"It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate."

9.16.2004

Everybody, Wang Chunging

9.13.2004

Just Another Guy Dressed as Batman Scaling Buckingham Palace

9.09.2004

The Pigeon Meets the Goon Squad


The latest Goon Squad spotlights Mo Willems, creator of Nickelodeon's "The Off Beats," former "Sesame Street" scribe, and author of the popular children's book, "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus."

9.08.2004

SKY APE on LAW AND ORDER


Yes, if you're a frequent viewer of LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (which basically means you're someone who owns a TV, 'cause the fucker is on 15 times a day), you may recall a recent episode entitled "Mean," in which some high school kids did some bad shit or something. Anyway, one scene took place in a comic book shop, and one of the comics that could be seen was SKY APE: ALL THE HEROES. And, yes, exposure on NBC has paid off handsomely for us. Just yesterday, Mike found a dime on the subway rail and I got an extra "mcnugget" in my "mcvalue" meal. Extra! Like, I didn't pay nothin' or shit for it. Dayam!

9.01.2004

Crayons, as reviewed by Spider-Man

Submitted by Michael. From his place of business, no less.