Yep, you got that right--a real life muthafriggin' pirate! But don't let the peg leg and ale gut fool ya: Steve is a rugged man of the sea, who's doled out more than a righteous share of ass-kickings. Though his fondness for the demon alcohol often waylay his attempts to offer valuable assistance to the Sky Ape Adventure Team, when danger rears its mangy head, Pirate Steve is always willing to lend a hand… or a hook.