Both these terms are covered in my glossary. All of my tooltip text is in just like this one.

The essential spammer wannabe checklist

o you have big ambitions to be a spammer. It's important you realize not everyone's cut out to be one. It's essential you answer some critical questions. As always, Spammeister is here to help. Maybe you'd like to open a tin of Spam for a snack to get into the spirit of this endeavor!

The instructions are easy. If you can answer a question "yes" then check the box. When you've completed the survey click the "Done" button.

Do you have a product to sell?
Do you view customers as suckers and consider earning repeat business as too much like hard work?
Does the term "fast buck" make you salivate like a starving dog eying a big juicy steak?
Is your personal integrity and honesty for sale… on the cheap?
Is your product a scam or something unsavory which you can't market through normal means like newspapers? Examples of typical spam merchandise include smut, get rich quick schemes, bogus investment advice, fad diets, fake knock-off drugs, cable descramblers, and dishonest come-ons to lure people to advertising web sites.
Do you believe that your personal lack of ethics gives you a comparative advantage over ethical businessmen you compete against?
Do you consider hurting others to earn a buck just an unimportant casualty of capitalism?
Do you view lying as an important tool for closing the deal?
Do you view stealing as okay as long as you can get away with it?

Finished already? Good.