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.:Are you Game:. Ah yes, Nintendo the Fun Machine. 02.24.04 .:Guess Who:. | Bryan | Steven | Matthew | Bradly | One of them Put gum on my windshield last night..Guess who and you win! Put your guess right here. 02.23.04 .:Spring Break:. Its spring break. Macomb style :( Macomb has a totally different spring
break from Oakland so I'm here studying for this exam. Sorry Fellas,
"Can Jimmy come and play?" Sadly, I couldn't today. Give me
a call sometime this week, i'm open every day except for Monday, and
Tuesday. 02.15.04 .:You feelin' Lucky Punk:. I went out my with family for Chinese food today. It was lovely. I ordered the Sunday Special, $4.99 for a meal. Wow I thought to myself, What a Great Deal! I get it and it looks like some kind of reheated chicken with gravy on it. So I look at it, eh.. and dig in. After my meal I got the Desert which consisted of a Furtune Cookie.. I open up the cookie and it read " Something Good will happen to you today!" "Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 11, 17, 24" *Yay* Chinese Fortune Cookies are never wrong! So I go to the party store and buy a lotto ticket. Didn't win. Then I go home and about 30 mins later.. Food Poisining! I won't go into all the details but lets just say I'm never going to eat a Sunday Special ever again... And just for the record I'm very dissapointed at that Fortune Cookie.
02.14.04 .:Happy Valentines Day:. Yeah you! Happy V-day! 01.19.04 .:Bang, Clunk, Oh S@#!:. heh.. Where should I start? Gym Bag? 3 steel combination locks? Open Trunk? M-59? 90 MPH? Arab Man's Lexus? Oh S@#!? It all started on a cold, snowly, and Icy Day. It was one of those "Every school in Michigan is closed except ours" kind of day. As usual I throw my back pack in my trunk, Well today I hit the trunk opener button and . "What the? it didn't open" I was kind of in a rush so I just said oh well and Give my back pack Shot Gun rights as it rode to school with me. Now lets change the subject for a minute and talk about my gym bag. My gym bag is a nice athletic gym bag with a handle. The handle has 3 steel combination locks on it because I forgot the combinations to them, so there stuck there. I kept my gym bag in my trunk because my clothes weren't dirty or smelled.. Its amazing what a little axe can do for ya. Its a nice bag. Back to the story. School goes by first class Com 202, Second class Spanish 114, Lunch, RHT 160.. Yay.. The day is over.. I get to my car and drive home. I'm on M-59 (Highway) and i'm cruising at around 90 MPH .. You know keeping up with traffic when I hear this CLING CLUNK BANG noise. That's odd.. that sounds a lot like my.... It was.. I looked in my rear view mirror and it was my gym bag... oh but it gets better Remember when I told you I always put my back pack in my trunk but this morning it was iced over so it wouldn't open? Yeah.. The ice melted. My trunk flew open, and my gym bag with 3 metal locks fell out and hit a car that was driving behind me. This was no ordinary car though.. This was a White Lexus owned by a very Angry Arab man. I keep driving because there was no use trying to get my gym bag back at 90 MPH, when I hear another noise. Doink! What the ... I look over and that arab man was rolling down his window flipping me the birdie.. while throwing shit at my car!! Pennies, Nickles, a cigarette lighter, and I think a beer can. OH SHIET! I made a dent in his lexus with my 3 metal steel locks that fell out of my car along with my gym bag. As you know I'm a white boy. White boy's don't get into fights with big hairy angry arab men. A flew off the first exit off M-59 and pulled into a big boys to close my trunk and look at the damage to my car.... Nothing! haha, nothing at all happend to my car. At first I was pissed because I lost my gym bag which costed me probably around $150 bucks with all the clothes in it but now that I think about it, it was diffently worth hitting the guys car with it.. I mean if I have to lose it, it might as well have hit somebody.
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