On what subjects would you like to hear my opinions?

Idealogues, true believers, meat eaters, and fornicators

Potentates, demagogues, gurus, autocrats, and their followers

Sloth, ineptitude, arrogance, pretentiousness, and priggishness

The meaning of life and the secrets of the universe

Girlfriends who criticize my table manners

What to do if questioned about your opinions