| Stat | Record | Player(s) | Season | Notes | |
| Hits | 24 | Diana | Spring 2005 | Not-too-secret weapon | |
| 20 | Gonzo | Spring 2003 | Andre had 19 in Spring 2004 | ||
| Runs | 16 | Diana | Spring 2005 | ||
| 16 | Gonzo | Spring 2003 | Barely ahead of Mark's personal record | ||
| RBI | 18 | Diana | Spring 2005 | ||
| 15 | Jeff | Spring 2003 | |||
| 15 | Andre | Spring 2004 | Andre repeated this feat in Summer 2004 | ||
| BB | 9 | Ruth | Spring 2003 | ||
| 9 | Chris | Spring 2004 | |||
| 2B | 7 | Jason | Spring 2003 | Dexter once hit 5 in a four games-played season | |
| 7 | Andre | Spring 2004 | Jeremy is likely to challenge this one | ||
| 3B | 5 | Diana | Spring 2005 | Mad bomber | |
| 4 | Dexter | Spring 2005 | Speed kills | ||
| HR | 4 | Andre | Spring 2004 | Magic bat = new record | |
| OBP | .875 | Andre | Spring 2004 | Jeff and Chris just points behind this mark | |
| AVG | .864 | Andre | Spring 2004 | Jeff and Jeremy have also reached .800 | |
| SLG % | 1.727 | Andre | Spring 2004 | Kapow! | |
| 2-out | 10 | Chris | Spring 2005 | ||
| RBIs | 8 | Andre | Summer 2003 |
