T-Spoon
The cat
... about me
I am a beautiful grey & tan Mackerel tabby. I am the Queen of the abode.
... my family
My humans are Kim and her kids and the other woman who lives here. I tolerate the dog Harley. I love to stare at Zoe, the gecko. I even lay on top of her cage often, just to make sure everyone knows I control her.
... my work
I am a spy kitty with several important missions. No one can know or understand just what it is I do. They only see that I run around the house like a crazy cat very often. Sometimes they see me crouching outside by the grass, thinking I'm watching a bug. They just don't understand the weight of my career.
... my interests
I am interested in ... me.
... my likes
I love my wet cat food every morning. I've trained my humans well. So well that they can't do anything else at all until I get my wet cat food. And the littler humans they call children are trained really well to give me treats once in a while. I love that. I am also very much into torturing the dog here. She is rather dense and still comes over to me, even though I skillfully sock her in the chops every chance I get. It's especially clever of me to attack the dog while I'm still under the covers on the bed. She doesn't undrestand at all just what is after her.
... my dislikes
The dog. Being kicked off my bed by the humans who think they can sleep there. Being told I can't touch something or crawl into certain boxes. I show them who's boss by giving them a punch on the arm before I take off.
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Don't bother.