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You have reached the end of the Universe. The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Universe is experiencing technical difficulties. You may try to adjust your browser settings, but it's likely it won't help.

Please try the following:

  • Click the Refresh button, or try again after an eternity.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. But mostly everything is going off-line soon anyway.
  • To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Universal Settings. On the Profound Connections tab, click Serene Settings. The settings should match those you deem most placid.
  • If your Most Favored Deity has enabled it, He/She can examine your net worth and automatically discover improved soul searching parameters. If you would like your MFD to try and save you, click Detect Moral Center. Again, this is it: no second chances. The backup tapes are lost. Reboot is not an option.
  • Some sites require a security blanket. Click the Help menu and then click About Nocturnal Comfort to determine how soft your security blanket is.
  • If you are trying to reach Nirvana, make sure your Security Blanket settings are very comfortable. (Please note: Cobain is already off-line.) Click the Comfort menu, and then click Software. On the Advanced Dreaming Techniques tab, scroll to the Security Blanket section and check settings for Effective Dreaming 9.5, Out of Body Experience 4.5, and Turning Frightening Nighttime Snorts into Muffled Snoring 4.2.
  • Click the Back button to try another link. (Note: the Universe is ending anyway. You're only putting off the inevitable.)


Cannot find server, or DNS Error, or your disk is full, or you need a memory upgrade, or a wire fell out of the back, or you're actually asleep right now, and this is a bad dream, or you dialed the wrong number, or you wi-fi'd into the devil's domain, or someone carefully colored the screen with a black magic marker, and it's really OK, but there's no way to know that, or you're having another flashback, or you're not actually here and back where the computer really is, everything is fine, but where you are, it's a world of hurt.

Consider time travel.

At The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, the Daily Special is being offered for the last time. Ever. You might want to give it a go.