These are the ones used in Chat and Messages.
If you want the technical acronyms, try the Babel Site.
"A" |
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| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AIIGAF | As If I Give A F*ck |
| AISA | As I See It |
| AMF | Adios Mother F*cker(s) |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| AOL | A**holes On Line |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| AWGTHTGTTSA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh*t Again |
"B" |
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| B4 | Before |
| BA | Bad A** |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAS | Big A** Smile |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBS | Be Back Soon / Bulletin Board System |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boy Friend |
| BFD | Big F*cking Deal |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BG | Big Grin |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BINGO | Boy, I Never Go Outside |
| BIOYA | Blow It Out Your A** |
| BITM | But In The Meantime |
| BM | Bite Me |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| BOT | Back On (Off) Topic |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRS | Big Red Switch |
| BS | Bull Sh*t |
| BT | Bite This |
| BTDTGTTS | Been There, Done That, Got the T-Shirt |
| BTL | Bigger (Better) Than Life |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BZ | Busy |
"C" |
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| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| CFN | Ciao For Now |
| CBD | Complete Body Dysfunction |
| CFD | Call For Discussion |
| CGYT | Cat Got Your Tongue |
| CIAO | Goodbye (Italian) |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CID | Crying In Disgrace |
| CMF | Count(ing) My Fingers! |
| CNP | Continued (in my) Next Post |
| COZ | Because |
| CPFM | Can't Play, Field Muddy |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F*cking Thing |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| CSG | Chuckle Snicker Grin |
| CTC | Choking The Chicken |
| CU | See You |
| CUA | Commonly Used Acronym(s) |
| CUL | Catch You Later / See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CYA | See You / Cover Your Ass |
| CYAL8R | See You Later |
| CYH | Consider Yourself Hugged |
"D" |
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| DAMIFINO | Damn If I Know |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DDD | Doing (the) Dirty Deed |
| DH | Dear Husband / D*ck Head |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAF | Do I look like I Give A F*ck? |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DOME | Do Me / Drinks On Me |
| DOX | Documentation |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit You're Day Job |
| DYK | Do You Know |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
"E" |
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| EAK | Eating At Keyboard |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EMFJI | Excuse Me For Jumping In |
| EMSG | Email Message |
| EOD | End Of Discussion |
| EOT | End Of Transmission |
| ESAD | Eat Sh*t And Die |
| ESADMF | Eat Sh*t And Die Mother F*cker |
| EZ | Easy |
"F" |
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| F2F | Face To Face / Flesh To Flesh |
| FAI | Frequently Argued Issue(s) |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FBOW | For Better Or Worse |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FIL | Father-In-Law |
| FIMH | Forever In My Heart |
| FMCP | Field Muddy, Can't Play |
| FOAD | F*ck Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOCL | Falling Off Chair Laughing |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF | Face To Face |
| FTP | File Transfer Protocol |
| FU | F*ck You / F*cked Up |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair |
| FUBB | F*cked Up Beyond Belief |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYI | For Your Information |
"G" |
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| GAFL | Get A F*cking Life |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GAWD | God (or) Any Worthy Deity |
| GBTW | Get Back To Work |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking & Running |
| GF | Girl Friend |
| GFB | Going For Beer |
| GFC | Going For Coffee |
| GFETE | Grinning From Ear To Ear |
| GFI | Go For It |
| GG | Gotta' Go |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I Said That |
| GMAFB | Give Me A F*cking Break |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GR&D | Grinning Running & Ducking |
| GRMBL | Grumble |
| GRLZ | Girls |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GUI | Graphical User Interface |
"H" |
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| H&K | Hug(s) & Kiss(es) |
| HABU | Have A Better 'Un |
| HAGD | Have A Great Day |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGU | Have A Good 'Un |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOK | Ha Ha only kidding |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm Out Of Coffee |
| HTH | Hope This Helps |
| HTML | HyperText Markup Language |
| HTTP | HyperText Transfer Protocol |
| HUA | Heads Up, Ace |
| HUB | Head Up Butt |
| HUYA | Head Up Your A** |
"I" |
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| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IMNAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANAP | I Am Not A Pervert |
| IAO | I Am Outtahere |
| IBCNU | I'll Be Seeing You |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | I See |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICU | I See You |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IGP | I Gotta' Pee |
| IIRC | If I Recall Correctly |
| IITYWTMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWTMWYKM | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me |
| IITYWTMWYLMA | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| ILSHIBMS | I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches |
| IM | Instant Message |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble (Honest) Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMPE | In My Previous (Personal) Experience |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRA | Internet Related Acronyms |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| ISTR | I Seem To Recall |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
"J" |
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| J/K | Just Kidding |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
"K" |
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| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KOC | Kiss On Cheek |
| KOL | Kiss On Lips |
"L" |
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| L8R | Later |
| L8RG8R | Later 'Gater |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And F*ck |
| LD | Long Distance |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHU | Lord Help US |
| LL | Lotta' Love / Little Lady |
| LLTA | Lots (and) Lots (of) Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO | Laughing My A** Off |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud |
| LSHHTCMS | Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts |
| LSHMBIB | Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSHTARDML | Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
| LTIP | Laughing Till I Puke (Pee) |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time No Talk |
| LY | Love You |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
"M" |
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| MHB4U | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHO2U | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIL | Mother-In-Law |
| MMBL | Mumble |
| MorF | Male or Female |
| MTCW | My Two Cents Worth |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MUD | Multi-User Domain (Dungeon) |
"N" |
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| N/A | Not Applicable |
| NADT | Not A Darn Thing |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBFD | No Big F*cking Deal |
| NC | No Comment |
| NFW | No F*cking Way |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Salute |
"O" |
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| OATIS | On A Totally Irrelevant Subject |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | Obligatory |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OI | Operator Indisposed |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OL | Old Lady |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No Not This Again |
| OOBE | Out Of Body Experience |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | Australia |
"P" |
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| PCMCIA | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| PDA | Public Display (of) Affection |
| PDQ | Pretty Damn Quick |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot |
| PEBKAC | Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PFM | Pure F*cking Magic |
| PITA | Pain In The A** |
| PLS | Please |
| PM | Private Message |
| PMBT | Past My Bed Time |
| PMF | Pull My Finger |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMP | Peed My Pants |
"Q" |
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| QSL | Reply |
| QSO | Conversation |
| QT | Cutie |
"R" |
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| R&D | Research And Development |
| R&P | Rape And Pillage |
| TBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RFC | Request For Comment |
| RML | Read My Lips |
| RMM | Read(ing) My Mail |
| ROFL | Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing |
| ROFLAPMP | Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My A** Off |
| ROFLMAOAY | Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My A** Off At You |
| ROFLMAOTNTPMP | Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My A** Off, Trying Not To Pee My Pants |
| ROFLMAOWTIME | Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My A** Off With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROFLUTS | Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing Unable To Speak |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RSI | Repetitive Stress Injury |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTDOX | Read The Documentation |
| RTFFAQ | Read The F*cking FAQ |
| RTFM | Read The F*cking Manual (Message) |
"S" |
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| S&D | Search And Destroy |
| SAPFU | Surpasses All Previous F*ck-Ups |
| SBD | Silent But Deadly |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SH | Sh*t Happens |
| SH2M | Sh*t Happens To Me |
| SHID | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SHTSI | Somebody Had To Say It |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SNAFU | Situation (Status) Normal, All F*cked Up |
| SNERT | Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOL | Sh*t Outta' Luck |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t |
| SOT | Short Of Time |
| SOTMG | Short Of Time Must Go |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild A** Guess |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYSOP | System Operator |
"T" |
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| T&A | T*ts And A** |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TAFL | Take A Flying Leap |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TANSTAFL | There Ain't No Such Than As (a) Free Lunch |
| TBT | Talking By Typing |
| TCOY | Take Care Of Yourself |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| TFASB | Time For A Sex Break |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing |
| THX | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TISEC | Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TNT | Till Next Time |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TSR | Terminate (and) Stay Resident |
| TSWC | Tell Someone Who Cares |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTT | That's The Ticket |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
"U" |
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| UCE | Unsolicited Commercial E-mail |
| URL | Uniform Resource Locator |
| USE |
Un Solicited Email |
"V" |
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| VI | Village Idiot |
"W" |
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| W/ | With |
| W/O | Without |
| WAD | Working As Designed |
| WAG | Wild A** Guess |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WGAFS | Who Gives A Flying Squat |
| WIDLIO | When In Doubt, Leave It Out |
| WIBLI | Wouldn't It Be Lovely If |
| WMG | Where's My Glasses |
| WRT | With Regard To |
| WTFRU | Who The F*ck Are You |
| WTF | What The F*ck |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTH | What The Hell |
| WTHDTIM | What The Hell Do These Initials Mean |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WYMM | Will You Marry Me |
| WYSITWIRL | What You See Is Totally Worthless In Real Life |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
"X" |
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| XOXOXO | Hugs And Kisses |
"Y" |
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| YA | Yet Another |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It, You Got It |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YG | Young Gentleman (girl) |
| YGBK | You Gotta' Be Kidding |
| YGIAGAM | Your Guess Is As Good As Mine |
| YL | Young Lady |
| YM | Young Man |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
"Z" |
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| ZZZZZ | Sleeping |
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