OK. Now, before you watch this, let me just clarify something.

This video is slightly embarrassing. This video is of me.

I was in the 11th grade. As one of the few people at my school who would ever get out in front of a crowd and do anything, I was often asked to sing at different events. This happens to be the night I sang during the intermission of our school beauty pageant. I have no illusions that I sounded that great, nor do I count this among my most impressive moments, but it was just recently converted from VHS to digital, so I thought...why the heck not.

I thought that those of you who love me might get a kick out of seeing what I was like when I was in high school. I also thought you might enjoy laughing at my expense. You will laugh...of that I have no doubt. Just know for certain that I sing much better these days and I rarely ever do strip teases anymore. Just FYI.