Poor Old Moped Rider...
Fellow on a Moped Pulls Up to a Toll Booth..
Toll Booth Operator says "Two Dollars."
Moped Rider Says "Sold!"
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.
While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."
Then, suddenly, there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a motorcycle?" The man replies, "Yes I have. I had a Bike for 20 years". The biker asks, "Where The Heck are the brakes?"
...Now By No Means are the Good Folks of TAS Partial to One Brand, of Bike, or another, But these 10 laws came Across the Screen One Day and We Just Had To Pass it Along...
Murphy's 10 Laws Of Biking
1)A motorcycle cannot fall over without an audience.
2)The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and of the owner's ego. (Newness and expense of the bike are contributing factors.)
3)Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots.
4)You will not feel the need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rainsuit.
5)The fact that your keys are still in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put on your gloves.
6)Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed.
7)The only part you really need will also be the only part on permanent backorder.
8)Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
9)You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you leave the repair kit at home.
10)"Universal" accessories are so named because that is what you must search to find the bike they fit.
