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Howard "Buckwheat"
Rosenberg
Joined
the Simsbury Taverneers in the 2006 season.
Retired after the 2007 season.
Age:
44
Height:
5 foot 11 inches
Weight:
230 pounds
Occupation:
Justice of the Peace
Positions:
OF / 2B
Throw/Bat:
Right/Right
Career:
Buckwheat reached local
prominence in West Hartford, Connecticut when he
hit a grand slam in the league championship game
when he was 11 years old. Unfortunately, that
was the peak of his base ball and athletic
prowess. Since that magical day his career
has been in a slow and painful slide downward
but the speed of the decline has increased in
recent years. Buckwheat was recruited by Lucky
to play with the Taverneers but it was
soon discovered that he had an
unusual propensity for getting injured. The
Taverneers have since had to stock up on ice
bags and pharmaceuticals to keep Buckwheat happy
and in playing shape. It is the hope of the
Taverneers that Buckwheat will be able to
survive his inaugural season. |