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Jack "Jailbird" Gatzuras
Joined
the Simsbury Taverneers in the 2005 season.
Retired after the 2005 season.
Age:
46
Height:
5 feet 6 inches
Weight:
175 pounds
Occupation:Cooper,
Blacksmith, Whisky Taster
Positions:
Right Field, Second Base
Throw/Bat: Right/Right
Career:
Jack "Jailbird" Gatzuras was born in the
hardscrabble town of Dirtsville, KY. He
spent the first 5 of his teenage years running
from the long arm of the law for a crime too
heinous to describe here. He finally went
straight after learning the fundamentals of base
ball while doing 3 years in the slammer.
In the last year of his prison term, his team
won the Appalachian Mountain Prison Base Ball
Championship. Jailbird wandered from
town to town finally settling in Simsbury, CT
and living a fairly clean life, making barrels,
shoeing horses, tasting whiskey and playing base
ball on the weekends to the delight of the local
cranks. |