Joined the Simsbury Taverneers in the 2004 season.  Retired After 2005 Season.

Age:              45

Height:           6 foot 0 inches

Weight:          135 pounds

Occupation:    Bordello Maintenance Man

Positions:        1B, 2B, 3B, SS

Throw/Bat:      Right/Right

Career:  Bones learned the game of base ball while serving a short stay in the State House of Corrections.  He likes the running aspect of the game.  He believes keeping those skills sharp will help him outside of the game as well.  Last year for the Taverneers, Bones batted lead off and hit .323 with one home run and six runs batted in.