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TALES FROM THE INFINITE CORRIDOR (1996) This debut album was released in limited quantities when the band was known as DIWAG (Drunken Idiot Wtih A Guitar). Most of the copies were distributed freely to Iraqi troops as part of a CIA psychological warfare campaign in 1997.  All remaining copies were destroyed in early 1998 after "The Incident."

1. My Left Shoe 2. The Joyful Walk to Class 3. American Girl 4. Vegetarian Porkchop 5. Fluffy 6. Dream Time 7. Little Stick 8. Eggs 9. The Great Tomato Rebellion 10. It's Time to Watch T.V. 11. Animal Research

I JUST WANTED A PIECE OF CHEESE In the first album to be recorded in digital format, many of the songs from the debut album were re-recorded out of lazyness.  But there's plenty of new insanity as we've packed a whopping 17 full length songs into this sucker.  Purchase Album Below

1. I'll Never Drink Again 2. Boogie 'Till Ya Puke 3. American Girl 4. Santa Needs a Triple Bypass 5. Roadkill Restaurant 6. We Are Through 7. Eggs 8. Strychnine 9. Sphincter Man 10. Little Green Space Man 11. Vegetarian Porkchop 12. I'll Follow For Now 13. Fluffy 14. Cheapskate 15. Playin' My Atari 16. Little Stick 17. I Won't Lie Down

THE BOVINE EXPERIENCE This one isn't recorded yet, but here's a few song titles to wet your appetite if you're already a Bloated Monkey fan. If we're lucky, the album might actually get made. Not Yet Available for Purchase

The Bovine Experience  Middle Class White Boy  The Snowplow  Change the World  My Left Shoe

Download your favorite tracks via SNOCAP Thanks to the wonderful invention we like to call "the internet", you can satisfy your craving for Bloated Monkey immediately.  For those of you who live by the phrases "I want it, and I want it now!" or "I just want the good songs, not those lame ones!"

Get a physical album in the mail Our beautiful hand-crafted CDs not only play music, but can also double as coasters for tasty beverages.  And if you order today, with each CD we'll include lyrics and a special "jewel case" that will protect your CD for generations to come.  To Order by Credit Card (PayPal) I JUST WANTED A PIECE OF CHEESE $9.99 To Order by Mail Send a check or money order to: Tim Benish 11710 Sterling Brook St. Pearland, TX 77584 Add $1.50 shipping (US Customers) for as many as you want (if you're a bit slow, it works like this: $7.49 for 1, $13.48 for 2, etc.) For foreign orders, e-mail us for shipping costs first. Don't forget to include your address with your payment! Allow 1 week for delivery by USPS.