Best old story for the New Year!: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." |
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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?... |
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 Comic with frog appeal! |
Welcome our newest froggy friend Spot The Frog. Thanks to Mark Heath for permission to link to his syndicated comic strip featuring Spot The Frog, "...that most unusual of creatures: a discriminating frog." |
Today's LILY PAD AWARD goes to Boyz-in-da-Pond. Compliments of the National Wildlife Federation. This is not just another tadpole band! Click here to hear them sing. |
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Froggyville takes the award for this doctor's office humor: |
One day a man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doctor in amazement jumps up and says, "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!" The frog looks down and replies, "I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom! |
 Can you see me now? |
How about some clever captions for my friend "SlapHappy" here.
What's your take on this slippery fellow? |
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