My name is Michael McGuire, though a lot of people are familiar with my gamer nom-de-plume The Woozle. Married and a father of two young pillagers-in-training, I'm between realities as I get a shiny new AA in Software Developement Solutions from Clark College so I can get paid for doing what I enjoy most!

Whether fighting with a rogue computer or outwitting fiesty Orc Warlords, I know that life isn't a game, but who says it can't be played like one!

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