O Canada, Send Us Your Frozen Waste!*

These four columns were originally published in The Collingwood Insider, a subversive on-line journal written, edited, and thrust upon an unsuspecting public by Ian Adams from Collingwood, Ontario. Since the pieces are no longer available on Ian's site, I have published them here for the tens of readers who might give a damn. We wish Ian much success in reviving his journal.

Canadians in Florida: How to Avoid International Terrorism

Mom and Dad Head "Somewhere South" for the Winter

Diversions on the Way to Florida

Hey, It's Snowing ... Bring Me Another Margarita!

And here's an alternative perspective (4 Dec 2004) on those Canadians
who are apparently not so polite after all ...

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*This song title, having been foolishly rejected by several major pop singers, is still available. Please contact Tod Roberts () for negotiations.