7 & 7

If you’re an alcoholic...
You know the name.
And if you’re a virgin to the game,
It’s all the same.
The effects of 7&7 will hit you
One way...
Or another.
It’s a deceptive little drink
Stored in a deceptive brown bottle
Drank with strangers and friends and girls at the bar
It gives men personalities, it gives women better looks
It turns women into gold diggers and men into pussy crooks.
Who knew so much damage could come from a little brown drink
One fourth Seagrams, three fourths 7 up
But if you were one of us then you’d reverse it
And down the whole cup.
It makes penises rise at the bar,
And go limp in the bed.
It stops women from thinking so damn much
And gives them balls instead.
Shits and giggles
Shits and giggles
Oh do I love my 7&7
A 7&7 and some tig ol bittles.
Tipsy at 7
Drunk at 8
Inebriated at 9
And
Belligerent at 10
7&7 you are the devil’s godsend.